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to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy
by Sexydimma July 10, 2015
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commifesto

used to describe

a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where free speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist.
a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:

person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.

person b): I agree, but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.

Peter : gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, but I am still proud of my commifesto.

This term is a actually an amalgamation and shortening of The Communist Manifesto
by Sexydimma December 5, 2011
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where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. Where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, by chemical formula is H2SO4 and is one of the main components of acid rain?
by Sexydimma May 17, 2012
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Wearing gold

Verb: making lots of money- legally or illegally, morally or immorally- in a short period of time.
by Sexydimma May 22, 2021
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fuckfriend

a) an fwb, but without the frienship

b) an offensive synonym for a friends with benefits
a specific prostitute that you pay for over and over again would probably qualify as a friend with benefits, but without the actual friendship, under definition a) of fuckfriend as stated above
by Sexydimma October 23, 2013
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bimbo eruption

a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.

c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b).
by Sexydimma February 28, 2018
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banana

(not offensive and non-sexual term):

a person who outwardly looks unfriendly and spiky, but once you get to know them better, they are actually shy and clumsy, but well-intentioned, always trying to help others out.
I know quite a few people who can be qualified as a banana. This definition of a banana comes from the facts that banana peels on the street can make you slip and hurt yourself (the person looks unfriendly and spiky) but the fruit itself is sweet and tasty (the person is shy, clumsy and trying to help others).
by Sexydimma October 31, 2014
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