Definitions by Sexy blonde chick
Turtle heading
When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Turtle heading by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
Dumb blonde
Dumb blonde by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
Dumb blonde joke
Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )
Example of dumb blonde joke:
Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb
Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!
OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb
Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!
OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
Dumb blonde joke by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
50 facts about men
21. Men like women to be into the same things they are into, but don't pretend to be Into the same things. Women don't expect men to like doing nails.
22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.
26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.
26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
50 facts about men by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
Lesbehonest
A female who is indenile or needs clarification on the fact that she loves vagina. Everybody's favorite line from fat amy in pitch perfect
* two girls making out in just bras and thongs rapidly touching eachother in the love zones *
Girl1: were not lesbians right?
Girl2: no way
OK LESBEHONEST
Girl1: were not lesbians right?
Girl2: no way
OK LESBEHONEST
Lesbehonest by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
Fuckable
Dude: DAYYYYYUM she so fine. I'd fuck dat pussy all day
Dude2: yeah man she so damn fuckable id fuck her dead
Dude2: yeah man she so damn fuckable id fuck her dead
Fuckable by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014