Sexy blonde chick 's definitions

Dumb blonde

A stereotype made by insecure brunettes, who are jealous that guys just like blondes better!!!

Brunette: ew look at that dumb blonde

Guy: dayyyyum that blonde is hot af

by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014

Boobs

Voluptuous lumps on a woman's chest, if they are big and bouncy ...well then you got the tool to seduce and man into whatever you want him to do

Girl: hey babe can you get me a smoothie

Guy: ugh do I have to

Girl( comes out shirtless letting her massive boobs bounce near her boyfriends face ): please babe for me I'll let you touch my boobs later

Guy: WHERES THE FUCKING KEYS!!!!

by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014

Fuckable

Anything with a vagina and a pulse..... Or just a vagina

Dude: DAYYYYYUM she so fine. I'd fuck dat pussy all day

Dude2: yeah man she so damn fuckable id fuck her dead

by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014

sweet hand love

Masturbating !!!!! Making yourself orgasm using your hand... In some ways it's better then sex because you can give it to yourself just the way you like it

I made sweet hand love to myself while reading definitions of horny on urban dictionary(;

by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014

Dumb blonde joke

Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )

Example of dumb blonde joke:

Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb

Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!

OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN

by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014

Lesbehonest

A female who is indenile or needs clarification on the fact that she loves vagina. Everybody's favorite line from fat amy in pitch perfect

* two girls making out in just bras and thongs rapidly touching eachother in the love zones *

Girl1: were not lesbians right?

Girl2: no way

OK LESBEHONEST

by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014

JD

Juvenile delinquent

1)who's that douche

2)oh that's JD

by Sexy blonde chick December 29, 2014