Voluptuous lumps on a woman's chest, if they are big and bouncy ...well then you got the tool to seduce and man into whatever you want him to do
Girl: hey babe can you get me a smoothie
Guy: ugh do I have to
Girl( comes out shirtless letting her massive boobs bounce near her boyfriends face ): please babe for me I'll let you touch my boobs later
Guy: WHERES THE FUCKING KEYS!!!!
When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
Dude2: hahaha yeah he's definitely turtle heading !!!
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Turtle heading
mug!
Anything with a vagina and a pulse..... Or just a vagina
Dude: DAYYYYYUM she so fine. I'd fuck dat pussy all day
Dude2: yeah man she so damn fuckable id fuck her dead
Masturbating !!!!! Making yourself orgasm using your hand... In some ways it's better then sex because you can give it to yourself just the way you like it
I made sweet hand love to myself while reading definitions of
horny on urban dictionary(;
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sweet hand love
mug!
I used an asswipe to wipe my ass
Juvenile delinquent
1)who's that douche
2)oh that's JD
A female who is indenile or needs clarification on the fact that she loves vagina. Everybody's favorite line from fat amy in pitch perfect
* two girls making out in just bras and thongs rapidly touching eachother in the
love zones *
Girl1: were not lesbians right?
Girl2: no way
OK LESBEHONEST
