Definitions by Sexy Stripper Queen
lap dance
An extremely sexy, erotic dance a woman performs on a man at a strip club, usually for money. She rubs her vagina, breasts, and butt over the chest, penis, even face of the Man, which usually causing an erection. It's usually followed by some hardcore banging as payment.
Tom: Mindy gave me a nice lap dance last night. I related her by slamming her in he butthole. She was screaming at the end.
Mindy: True. You should've seen him when I started placing my breasts over his mouth and nose while giving him a mild handjob and grinding my vagina on his hard dick.
Mindy: True. You should've seen him when I started placing my breasts over his mouth and nose while giving him a mild handjob and grinding my vagina on his hard dick.
lap dance by Sexy Stripper Queen March 16, 2017
Dry hump
To have sex, but with your clothes on, usually a male to a female. The male rubs his hard cock over a female's vagina. He humps her until she cums or he cums or both.
Safe sex.
Feels really good.
Safe sex.
Feels really good.
Tom: Hey, Mindy. Whatcha doing tonight?
Mindy: Nothing. What are you thinking about?
Tom: Wanna hang out behind the school tonight?
Mindy: Sure, babe.
Later That Night
Tom: Man, you're feeling wet. *rubs her pussy while kissing her*
Mindy: Faster! *kisses back*
Tom: *proceeds to dry hump faster and harder, his boner jabbing her pussy*
Mindy: Mmm, this is almost as good as sex! *smiles and leads him to her car where they begin to have hard, passionate sex*
Mindy: Nothing. What are you thinking about?
Tom: Wanna hang out behind the school tonight?
Mindy: Sure, babe.
Later That Night
Tom: Man, you're feeling wet. *rubs her pussy while kissing her*
Mindy: Faster! *kisses back*
Tom: *proceeds to dry hump faster and harder, his boner jabbing her pussy*
Mindy: Mmm, this is almost as good as sex! *smiles and leads him to her car where they begin to have hard, passionate sex*
Dry hump by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
hotsex
Tom: Mindy and I had some hotsex last night. We did everything! Missionary, cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, earthquake, everything!
Nate: Oh wow. Can we have an orgy? I'll bring Alicia!
Nate: Oh wow. Can we have an orgy? I'll bring Alicia!
hotsex by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
wet
Mindy: You can't slam me until I'm nice and wet. It'll be more fun.
Tom: Of course. I'll lick you dry later, babe.
Mindy: Good idea. I ran out of towels earlier cleaning up your cum.
Tom: Of course. I'll lick you dry later, babe.
Mindy: Good idea. I ran out of towels earlier cleaning up your cum.
wet by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
Masturbation
To please oneself while arousing sexual feelings, usually by rubbing, touching, and inserting one's fingers or other device in themselves in the case of a female. Usually accompanied by some sort of visual, audio, or mental help
Masturbation: Alex didn't feel like dry humping the bed post again, so he decided to masturbate to a home video of he and his ex making sweet love on the kitchen counter surrounded by empty vodka bottles and her lacy panties covering his eyes.
Masturbation by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
balls deep
To insert one's penis into any of the three holes on a female up to the balls, so they slap against the our edge of the hole.
Tom: I got balls deep in Mindy at Jennifer's party right there in the kitchen.
Nate: Dang, Tom! I wanna slam her hard. Did you know that your brother got balls deep in her too afterwards when you were drunk?
Tom: That hoe... She had more fun than me!
Nate: Dang, Tom! I wanna slam her hard. Did you know that your brother got balls deep in her too afterwards when you were drunk?
Tom: That hoe... She had more fun than me!
balls deep by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017