Sexy Stripper Queen's definitions
When two males have sex, either by rubbing their dicks together or penetrating through the anus. Admit it... You want it.
Tom was sitting on the couch, watching an old sit com to pass the time before his best friend, Nate, arrived. He was rubbing himself through his jeans, grinning.
Nate opened the door, freezing when he caught sight of Tom rubbing himself. "You gay piece of crap, get over here," Nate called, tearing off his coat and shirt.
They met in the middle, Frenching madly. Their tongues smashed together violently and Nate dragged Tom to the bedroom, taking off his shirt as well.
Tom unzipped his fly and pushed his pants down around his ankles. He forced Nate to his knees, shoving his hard cock in his face. Nate willingly took to sucking it harshly while undoing his own pants.
After twenty minutes, they got into the 69 position on Tom's bed, sucking each other's dicks hungrily. They moaned with each suck, deep throating soon.
Nate unexpectedly raised up, dick still in Tom's mouth, and began to penetrate his anus. Tom groaned with pleasure, lunging forward with each powerful thrust. Too weak to continue, the two men fell into a heap, Nate's dick wedged in Tom's butthole.
After regaining his strength, Tom stuck his tongue into Nate's anus and began eating him out, both of them retiring to the doggy after two hours of gay sex.
Nate opened the door, freezing when he caught sight of Tom rubbing himself. "You gay piece of crap, get over here," Nate called, tearing off his coat and shirt.
They met in the middle, Frenching madly. Their tongues smashed together violently and Nate dragged Tom to the bedroom, taking off his shirt as well.
Tom unzipped his fly and pushed his pants down around his ankles. He forced Nate to his knees, shoving his hard cock in his face. Nate willingly took to sucking it harshly while undoing his own pants.
After twenty minutes, they got into the 69 position on Tom's bed, sucking each other's dicks hungrily. They moaned with each suck, deep throating soon.
Nate unexpectedly raised up, dick still in Tom's mouth, and began to penetrate his anus. Tom groaned with pleasure, lunging forward with each powerful thrust. Too weak to continue, the two men fell into a heap, Nate's dick wedged in Tom's butthole.
After regaining his strength, Tom stuck his tongue into Nate's anus and began eating him out, both of them retiring to the doggy after two hours of gay sex.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017
Get the gay sexmug. When a man, or woman, French kisses a female's part. Done by sticking the tongue into the pussy and essentially French kissing with it. Feels very nice and is usually followed by passionate sex.
Mindy: Tom and I had some sweet sex last night.
Quinn: Sounds not! What did you do?
Mindy: First, he pushed me onto the bed and stuck his fingers inside me, but quickly started Frenching my pussy.
Quinn: What's a pussy French kiss?
Mindy: When they French kiss with your pussy.
Quinn: I should try that with Matt! He would love it!
Mindy: It is really hot and Cindy, Tom's cousin, even tried it on me and then I dry humped her. She's so hot.
Quinn: I didn't know you liked girls too!?
Mindy: I don't, but I LOVE Cindy!
Quinn: Sounds not! What did you do?
Mindy: First, he pushed me onto the bed and stuck his fingers inside me, but quickly started Frenching my pussy.
Quinn: What's a pussy French kiss?
Mindy: When they French kiss with your pussy.
Quinn: I should try that with Matt! He would love it!
Mindy: It is really hot and Cindy, Tom's cousin, even tried it on me and then I dry humped her. She's so hot.
Quinn: I didn't know you liked girls too!?
Mindy: I don't, but I LOVE Cindy!
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
Get the pussy french kissmug. To please oneself while arousing sexual feelings, usually by rubbing, touching, and inserting one's fingers or other device in themselves in the case of a female. Usually accompanied by some sort of visual, audio, or mental help
Masturbation: Alex didn't feel like dry humping the bed post again, so he decided to masturbate to a home video of he and his ex making sweet love on the kitchen counter surrounded by empty vodka bottles and her lacy panties covering his eyes.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
Get the Masturbationmug. Tom: Your girl Alicia is such a hoe. I got balls deep in her and she hardly cared!
Nate: I don't care. She's banging so many men right now...
Nate: I don't care. She's banging so many men right now...
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
Get the hoemug. Sex Poem
By: Me
Sexier than a fox,
In need of some hard cocks,
She needs to get the panties down.
She wants those nuts nice and brown.
Sure, she's a slut and a ho,
But she sure knows how to put on a show.
Her blowjobs are to die for.
She'll leave you asking for more.
Repay her with your dick so strong.
She wants it in her pussy where it belongs.
Parents aren't home and she's all alone.
Filling her house with the scent of love and cologne.
Pulling her deep into the crisp, white sheets.
Her body's a hotel with completely furnished suites.
Inside her, it's warm and wet.
Beautiful and sexy in that fishnet.
Pull off the shirt, pull off the coat.
Toss her into the sea, off the boat.
Hit her hard, hit her long.
Her screams creating a wonderful song.
Don't end or you'll regret it.
Don't leave now when it's finally getting lit.
Love her hard, love her long.
And finally say goodbye to the ding-dong.
The little slut can go back to the club.
Time to go bang another girl in the shrub.
By: Me
Sexier than a fox,
In need of some hard cocks,
She needs to get the panties down.
She wants those nuts nice and brown.
Sure, she's a slut and a ho,
But she sure knows how to put on a show.
Her blowjobs are to die for.
She'll leave you asking for more.
Repay her with your dick so strong.
She wants it in her pussy where it belongs.
Parents aren't home and she's all alone.
Filling her house with the scent of love and cologne.
Pulling her deep into the crisp, white sheets.
Her body's a hotel with completely furnished suites.
Inside her, it's warm and wet.
Beautiful and sexy in that fishnet.
Pull off the shirt, pull off the coat.
Toss her into the sea, off the boat.
Hit her hard, hit her long.
Her screams creating a wonderful song.
Don't end or you'll regret it.
Don't leave now when it's finally getting lit.
Love her hard, love her long.
And finally say goodbye to the ding-dong.
The little slut can go back to the club.
Time to go bang another girl in the shrub.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
Get the sex poemmug. Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc.
Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".
Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".
Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?!
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017
Get the Calm your titsmug. Alicia: Nate told me he had to sexile me from his room so he could bang Quinn.
Mindy: Ugh, Quinn's such a ho. You're the one dating him!
Alicia: Exactly! I was sexiled nine hours ago!
Mindy: Ugh, Quinn's such a ho. You're the one dating him!
Alicia: Exactly! I was sexiled nine hours ago!
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017
Get the sexilemug.