Definitions by Sexy Stripper Queen

lap dance 

An extremely sexy, erotic dance a woman performs on a man at a strip club, usually for money. She rubs her vagina, breasts, and butt over the chest, penis, even face of the Man, which usually causing an erection. It's usually followed by some hardcore banging as payment.

Tom: Mindy gave me a nice lap dance last night. I related her by slamming her in he butthole. She was screaming at the end.
Mindy: True. You should've seen him when I started placing my breasts over his mouth and nose while giving him a mild handjob and grinding my vagina on his hard dick.

lap dance by Sexy Stripper Queen March 16, 2017

Dry hump

To have sex, but with your clothes on, usually a male to a female. The male rubs his hard cock over a female's vagina. He humps her until she cums or he cums or both.
Safe sex.
Feels really good.

Tom: Hey, Mindy. Whatcha doing tonight?
Mindy: Nothing. What are you thinking about?
Tom: Wanna hang out behind the school tonight?
Mindy: Sure, babe.

Later That Night

Tom: Man, you're feeling wet. *rubs her pussy while kissing her*
Mindy: Faster! *kisses back*
Tom: *proceeds to dry hump faster and harder, his boner jabbing her pussy*
Mindy: Mmm, this is almost as good as sex! *smiles and leads him to her car where they begin to have hard, passionate sex*

Dry hump by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

Masturbation 

To please oneself while arousing sexual feelings, usually by rubbing, touching, and inserting one's fingers or other device in themselves in the case of a female. Usually accompanied by some sort of visual, audio, or mental help

Masturbation: Alex didn't feel like dry humping the bed post again, so he decided to masturbate to a home video of he and his ex making sweet love on the kitchen counter surrounded by empty vodka bottles and her lacy panties covering his eyes.

Masturbation by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

hotsex 

Really hot, passionate, erotic sex. Feels better than dry humping

Tom: Mindy and I had some hotsex last night. We did everything! Missionary, cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, earthquake, everything!
Nate: Oh wow. Can we have an orgy? I'll bring Alicia!

hotsex by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

wet 

When you've been thinking about having hot sex with your boyfriend and leak some vaginal fluid.

Mindy: You can't slam me until I'm nice and wet. It'll be more fun.
Tom: Of course. I'll lick you dry later, babe.
Mindy: Good idea. I ran out of towels earlier cleaning up your cum.

wet by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

pussy french kiss 

When a man, or woman, French kisses a female's part. Done by sticking the tongue into the pussy and essentially French kissing with it. Feels very nice and is usually followed by passionate sex.

Mindy: Tom and I had some sweet sex last night.
Quinn: Sounds not! What did you do?
Mindy: First, he pushed me onto the bed and stuck his fingers inside me, but quickly started Frenching my pussy.
Quinn: What's a pussy French kiss?
Mindy: When they French kiss with your pussy.
Quinn: I should try that with Matt! He would love it!
Mindy: It is really hot and Cindy, Tom's cousin, even tried it on me and then I dry humped her. She's so hot.
Quinn: I didn't know you liked girls too!?
Mindy: I don't, but I LOVE Cindy!

pussy french kiss by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

hoe 

A woman who slams or gets slammed by anything that has a heartbeat.

Tom: Your girl Alicia is such a hoe. I got balls deep in her and she hardly cared!
Nate: I don't care. She's banging so many men right now...

hoe by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017