Tom: I was grinding with Mindy in the kitchen and then I tapped her.
Nate: Score! How big was the booty?
Tom: Watermelon...
Nate: Score! How big was the booty?
Tom: Watermelon...
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017
When you and your other, or just a random hottie you met at the club, start to kiss passionately. Usually involves tongues, teeth, and the hands roaming down to one's nether regions. (That's what you want, anyways.) Also known as French kissing.
Mindy: Tom saw me at the party last night with his older brother. I think we might be over!
Sandy: What?! Did you guys do the... *whispers* Frick frack?
Mindy: Not really. We mainly just wanted to make out, and he did put his hand up my shirt and squeeze my boob. He's so hot and I wanted him to bang me so hard in Katy's old room.
Sandy: So you guys just kissed and squeezed your girly parts?
Mindy: Not at all! After twenty minutes of Frenching, he took off my shirt and led me to the guest room. We didn't use protection, but he just went in dry!
Sandy: Did it feel good?
Mindy: Very! He even cummed into my mouth!
Sandy: What?! Did you guys do the... *whispers* Frick frack?
Mindy: Not really. We mainly just wanted to make out, and he did put his hand up my shirt and squeeze my boob. He's so hot and I wanted him to bang me so hard in Katy's old room.
Sandy: So you guys just kissed and squeezed your girly parts?
Mindy: Not at all! After twenty minutes of Frenching, he took off my shirt and led me to the guest room. We didn't use protection, but he just went in dry!
Sandy: Did it feel good?
Mindy: Very! He even cummed into my mouth!
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 07, 2017
When a person, preferably a female, rubs a man's dick until he cums.
What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.
Mindy gave Tom The Look and started to undo his pants. She gripped his shaft and balls, slowly dragging them out of his boxers and proceeded to give him the best handjob of his life.
Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 15, 2017
Tom: Mindy and I had some hotsex last night. We did everything! Missionary, cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, earthquake, everything!
Nate: Oh wow. Can we have an orgy? I'll bring Alicia!
Nate: Oh wow. Can we have an orgy? I'll bring Alicia!
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 07, 2017
Sex Poem
By: Me
Sexier than a fox,
In need of some hard cocks,
She needs to get the panties down.
She wants those nuts nice and brown.
Sure, she's a slut and a ho,
But she sure knows how to put on a show.
Her blowjobs are to die for.
She'll leave you asking for more.
Repay her with your dick so strong.
She wants it in her pussy where it belongs.
Parents aren't home and she's all alone.
Filling her house with the scent of love and cologne.
Pulling her deep into the crisp, white sheets.
Her body's a hotel with completely furnished suites.
Inside her, it's warm and wet.
Beautiful and sexy in that fishnet.
Pull off the shirt, pull off the coat.
Toss her into the sea, off the boat.
Hit her hard, hit her long.
Her screams creating a wonderful song.
Don't end or you'll regret it.
Don't leave now when it's finally getting lit.
Love her hard, love her long.
And finally say goodbye to the ding-dong.
The little slut can go back to the club.
Time to go bang another girl in the shrub.
By: Me
Sexier than a fox,
In need of some hard cocks,
She needs to get the panties down.
She wants those nuts nice and brown.
Sure, she's a slut and a ho,
But she sure knows how to put on a show.
Her blowjobs are to die for.
She'll leave you asking for more.
Repay her with your dick so strong.
She wants it in her pussy where it belongs.
Parents aren't home and she's all alone.
Filling her house with the scent of love and cologne.
Pulling her deep into the crisp, white sheets.
Her body's a hotel with completely furnished suites.
Inside her, it's warm and wet.
Beautiful and sexy in that fishnet.
Pull off the shirt, pull off the coat.
Toss her into the sea, off the boat.
Hit her hard, hit her long.
Her screams creating a wonderful song.
Don't end or you'll regret it.
Don't leave now when it's finally getting lit.
Love her hard, love her long.
And finally say goodbye to the ding-dong.
The little slut can go back to the club.
Time to go bang another girl in the shrub.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 07, 2017
-The act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's waiting vagina, either for fun or in hopes of creating a child. Thrusting at various speeds, the male pushes his penis into the woman repeatedly until they ate finished with the deed.
-The best thing on this good planet earth.
-The best thing on this good planet earth.
Tom and Mindy had some sexy sexual intercourse on her mother's bed that night while her parents were away to get revenge on them for not letting him come over to bang. A few months later, Mindy was pronounced pregnant because teenagers don't exactly use protection any more...
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017
Tom: I can't believe it! Not only have you had multisex, but you've had it with my best friend!
Mindy: So have you. You've had it with Nate, Cindy, Quinn, and Sandy and so have I! It's multisex! You AGREED to it!
Mindy: So have you. You've had it with Nate, Cindy, Quinn, and Sandy and so have I! It's multisex! You AGREED to it!
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 15, 2017