Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

Tuxspeedo

A suit that's way too tight.

The groomsman looked ridiculous in his Tuxspeedo.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 11, 2008

CEO-ment

When upper management makes a breathtakingly stupid spur-of-the-moment request or decision.

It was a true CEO-ment when my boss asked to see the pixels on our new logo.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 21, 2008

199never

An alliterative way of saying something was never cool.

Fanny packs were cool in 199never.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 7, 2008

cornflake

Someone who sucks at cornhole.

The only reason we lost the tournament is because my partner was a cornflake.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 24, 2009

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

plog

Plugging a blog.

The newspaper plog increased my site traffic.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 14, 2008

fussmuppet

One who is comically fussy, finnicky, nitpicky, etc.

My grandmother is a fussmuppet about table manners.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 19, 2008