aural asphyxiation

When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.

Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.

by Semiuseful Magazine November 06, 2008

plog

Plugging a blog.

The newspaper plog increased my site traffic.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 20, 2008

McWindfall

When McDonald's accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget.

I counted up my six-piece chicken nuggets and discovered a McWindfall.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 19, 2008

Tuxspeedo

A suit that's way too tight.

The groomsman looked ridiculous in his Tuxspeedo.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 17, 2008

cornflake

Someone who sucks at cornhole.

The only reason we lost the tournament is because my partner was a cornflake.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 24, 2009

technocenturion

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.

Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 22, 2008

Champizzle

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Champizzle.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 11, 2008