Definitions by Semiuseful Magazine

iWhatever 

Whatever new Apple gadget people just HAVE to have.

Steve Jobs announced the launch of their new iWhatever.

iWhatever by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

bipoller 

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

bipoller by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

pukesicle

Vomit that's frozen.

There were several pukesicles in my front yard after New Year's.

pukesicle by Semiuseful Magazine January 2, 2009

Scrubble 

Describes facial hair halfway between stubble and a beard.

After several weeks of not shaving, he had achieved nice scrubble.

Scrubble by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008

bi-party line 

Voting for a different presidential candidate than the rest of your party line.

This election, more voters swung bi-party line.

bi-party line by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008

aural asphyxiation 

When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.

Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.

aural asphyxiation by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008

technocenturion 

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.

Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.

technocenturion by Semiuseful Magazine October 16, 2008