h e double hockey sticks

what conservative Christians say instead of Hell

Kid 1: What the hell!
Kid 2: mommy Kid #1 said h e double hockey sticks

by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2013

h-e-double hockey sticks

a way to say hell in front of adults

what the....oh, hi mrs.applebottom! what the h-e-double hockey sticks?!?!?

by crazyweirdo January 17, 2009

H-E-Double hockey sticks

Euphemism for hell.

What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this!?!

by Magny January 18, 2012

H-E double hockey sticks

Long way politically correct (not really) way of saying "hell". Adults often use this term to avoid children from picking up the word "hell".

Ross: "DANGER!"
Rachel: "What the H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS, Ross?!"
Ross: "unagi."

by keepon18 January 7, 2012

'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick

When you say this it is probobly a nice way to saw hell. Usually kids under the age of eight say this

What the 'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick!!!

by DeeThatsMee January 6, 2009

h e double hockey stick

The term "h e double hockey stick" refers to saying the word hell.

H E Double Hockey Stick (1999) TV Movie.

by JV2012 February 9, 2012

h. e. double hockeysticks

It means “Hell” as a hockey stick's shape is akin to the letter “L” so, add two “L” after H and E and it spells Hell.

You are going to h. e. double hockeysticks you sinner!

by Yvan Blais August 18, 2006