turd knocker

Military slang term for gay male, referring to the act anal sex. Often used by military wives who have (or had) no idea what it means.
I tried going to the county commission, but the mayor is just some big fat turd knocker in a bad suit, and he won't help.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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trailer ho

Low income female, generally living in impoverished conditions (though not necessarily a trailer) whose welfare system includes governmental sources as well as various menfolk seen in the residence at odd hours.
That new chick in the apartment next door? She's got to be a trailer ho. She has like five kids and there's at least that many daddies I see over there all the time.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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hose job

Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!
My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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Skeezer

Have you noticed, on the Olympic Soccer Team, none of the women are skeezers? I think I detect a plan here.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
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bitchnet

Hypothetical network all cruel, aggressive women are tapped into.
My boss was a pain in the ass, and then, she must have used bitchnet to tell my wife to give me hell also.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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doom town

1. Minature city built by the makers of the atomic bomb to test the A-bombs effects on buildings;

2. Christian religious wacko comic about Sodom and Gommorrah, essentially giving license to the crazies for hate crimes against homosexuals;

3. Any city that looks like hell has broken loose and stopped to stay a while.
I was in Baltimore yesterday, and I got this feeling: doom town.

Cleveland used to be more a doom town, but the rock museum made it suck slightly less.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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rip one

Marine slang ... 'to fart'
Did you rip one?!?
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
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