Secret Agent Man's definitions

doo doo

Child's euphemism for 'shit'. Up until the late 1990's, about the strongest version of 'shit' you could refer to on network TV (Family Feud, 1970s).

Richard, can I say 'doo doo'?

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

PhD

The final tier of academic excess.

B.S. = bullshit
M.S. = more shit
Ph.D. = piled higher and deeper.

I know everything! I have a Ph.D.!

by Secret Agent Man September 23, 2003

bel air

Boring ass town in Maryland where the highlight is Harford Mall which is the smallest piece of shit mall I've ever seen. Kids drive around all day pretending to have somewhere to go and occassionally hang out in a parking lot and talk about their cars with loud mufflers. The girls are snobby sluts who start having sex at 13. Everyone has had atleast 1 STD that they all get from the same person. Everyone is an alcoholic because there's nothing else to do and most white kids think they're black.

hey i just copped some phat ass gonja u tryin to smoke?

by secret agent man March 31, 2005

my friend

What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'

Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload

I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

hose job

Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!

My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

Skeezer

Undesirable female.

Have you noticed, on the Olympic Soccer Team, none of the women are skeezers? I think I detect a plan here.

by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003