Secret's definitions

smooth criminal

When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.

Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!

by secret December 1, 2003

minus

Hot Rapper Latin, see
minusp

Q: Yo, you heard the new "welcome to the heights" album @ minusp.com ?
A: Yeh man that was flames

by Secret October 21, 2004

God

Somebody who luvs us all a whole lot

Christians/Jews hav God
Buddists hav Budda
Muslums hav Allah

by Secret September 1, 2004

fired bastaz

Underground Hip-Hop Group

by secret March 15, 2003

Wisenerfo

one who burns down buildings while playing with fire

That guy burned his entire house down while playing with a candle! What a Wisenerfo!

by SECRET December 18, 2004

fishnets

Type of tights wore by whores and punky girls. Look like fish nets sewn into stockings

Rocky Horror Picture Show= Ahh Tim Curry in fishnets

by Secret January 3, 2005

Lice Gang

A twitter group chat of Declan Mckenna stans made up of:

levi, rachel, dixie, laur, zaina, hiba, wensday, fiona, lauren, felix, noah, emma, em, zoë, caitlin, maya, julia, jaz, eva, diana, frances, kristy and daisie.

They’re active on twitter 24/7 and communicate through pictures of the legendary pop star Liam Payne. They do bookclubs, enjoy playing animal crossing and club penguin, raid instagram lives, periscopes and mess around on the app rave.

@user8273837:”lice gang? is that what declan’s fandom is called?”

@levi:”WE’RE A FRIENDSHIP GROUP.”

by Secret April 24, 2020