Sebastian Gorkamorka's definitions

Scalito

1. The nickname of Samuel Alito, Jr., 3rd Circuit Court judge and President George W. Bush’s nominee to succeed Sandra Day O’Connor in the U.S. Supreme Court. He is called “Scalito” because of his similarity to the ultra-conservative Justice Antonin Scalia.

2. Scalitos, test marketed by Taco Bell in 1997, were miniature chicken tacos flavored with zesty Baja pepper sauce. The fast food chain ran commercials on Los Angeles media urging their target demographic to “slam a scalito!”

Scalito cast the tie-breaking vote in Perot vs. United States, overturning the federal ban on private citizens owning nuclear weapons.

Want to skateboard to Taco Bell and slam some scalitos? It will be an X-Treme snacking X-perience!

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 31, 2005

hypnotheoretical

No one knows what this word means.

"I refuse to be sucked into your hypnotheoretical arguments." - George Bush, Indianapolis, Indiana, Oct. 15, 2004.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 18, 2006

strickly

How morons spell "strictly."

I was banned from the Internet forever just becuase I wrote "strickly" instead of "strictly." Is that rediculous or what?

by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 31, 2006

yiz

In South Jersey, the plural of "you."

What time are yiz getting back from the shore?

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 30, 2006

bescrewed

Archaic form of "screwed."

Alas! Our galleon fraught with Quicksilver, Bibles, Codpieces, Hat-Buckles, Medical Leeches and all sundry instruments of conquest was dragged to the bottom of the Ocean by a great sea-monster. I fear our colony in the New World is much bescrewed.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 22, 2007

Bot Mitzvah

A coming-of-age ceremony for young Jewish robots. Usually held on the robot's 13th birthday, when the robot is considered mature enough to begin his or her lifelong mission of destroying all humans.

David-tron's Bot Mitzvah was an ostentatious affair, with clown-bots, singing bots and a buffet.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 14, 2008

yeah no

A phrase that people now use to start sentences for some goddamn reason.

"Yeah no, I'd love to go commit suicide with you this afternoon. See you at 3!"

by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 3, 2008