decider

A person who decides what is best.
"I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation but I'm the decider and I decide what is best and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of defense."
by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 01, 2006
mugGet the decidermug.

Maverick

Something that John McCain and Sarah Palin are, as stated about 5,000 times during the vice presidential debates.
John McCain is a maverick! I'm a maverick! We're a team of mavericks! Maverick maverick maverick!
by Sebastian Gorkamorka January 16, 2009
mugGet the Maverickmug.

foppish dandy

Foppish Dandies are gentlemen of wit and learning, who are known to jape and jest at the expense of others. They wear only the finest doublets and waistcoats, and their devastating bon mots are feared by ladies and gentlemen of good standing every-where.

Foppish Dandies tip their caps at jaunty, rakish or even saucy angles. They compose satirical quatrains while prancing merrily, gadding about gaily, kicking their heels to and fro.

They have also been known flout good taste by wearing the gaudiest and most ostentatious monocles. Some Foppish Dandies comport themselves in a boorish manner, and stay up all night drinking vermouth and squandering their family fortunes at whist.
Lord Hamond Snape Titmarsh-Magpie comported himself in a most boorish manner, affecting the dress and japery of a Foppish Dandy and was slapped by no fewer than eight ladies of good standing for his bold and ribald comments.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka September 07, 2008
mugGet the foppish dandymug.

Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)
Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005
mugGet the Fakenheimer's Diseasemug.

strickly

How morons spell "strictly."
I was banned from the Internet forever just becuase I wrote "strickly" instead of "strictly." Is that rediculous or what?
by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 31, 2006
mugGet the stricklymug.

astronautocracy

1. A political system in which astronauts hold absolute power.

2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.
With former space travelers John Glenn and Bill Nelson already members of the United States Senate, America is on the verge of descending into astronautocracy.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 13, 2005
mugGet the astronautocracymug.

magnet

A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 19, 2010
mugGet the magnetmug.