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Bot Mitzvah

A coming-of-age ceremony for young Jewish robots. Usually held on the robot's 13th birthday, when the robot is considered mature enough to begin his or her lifelong mission of destroying all humans.
David-tron's Bot Mitzvah was an ostentatious affair, with clown-bots, singing bots and a buffet.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 14, 2008
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heck of a job

A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
Ben Affleck, you're doing a heck of a job on Gigli.

The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.

Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 4, 2005
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hypnotheoretical

No one knows what this word means.
"I refuse to be sucked into your hypnotheoretical arguments." - George Bush, Indianapolis, Indiana, Oct. 15, 2004.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 18, 2006
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Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)
Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005
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Scalito

1. The nickname of Samuel Alito, Jr., 3rd Circuit Court judge and President George W. Bush’s nominee to succeed Sandra Day O’Connor in the U.S. Supreme Court. He is called “Scalito” because of his similarity to the ultra-conservative Justice Antonin Scalia.

2. Scalitos, test marketed by Taco Bell in 1997, were miniature chicken tacos flavored with zesty Baja pepper sauce. The fast food chain ran commercials on Los Angeles media urging their target demographic to “slam a scalito!”
Scalito cast the tie-breaking vote in Perot vs. United States, overturning the federal ban on private citizens owning nuclear weapons.

Want to skateboard to Taco Bell and slam some scalitos? It will be an X-Treme snacking X-perience!
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 31, 2005
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hikeeba

Also, "haikeeba" and hi-keeba. An exclamation uttered during a kung fu move. First heard in a movie ridiculed on Mystery Science Theater 3000 called Women of the Prehistoric Planet.
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected! Hikeeba!
by Sebastian Gorkamorka March 10, 2005
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Maverick

Something that John McCain and Sarah Palin are, as stated about 5,000 times during the vice presidential debates.
John McCain is a maverick! I'm a maverick! We're a team of mavericks! Maverick maverick maverick!
by Sebastian Gorkamorka January 16, 2009
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