hikeeba

Also, "haikeeba" and hi-keeba. An exclamation uttered during a kung fu move. First heard in a movie ridiculed on Mystery Science Theater 3000 called Women of the Prehistoric Planet.
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected! Hikeeba!
by Sebastian Gorkamorka March 10, 2005
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yeah no

A phrase that people now use to start sentences for some goddamn reason.
"Yeah no, I'd love to go commit suicide with you this afternoon. See you at 3!"
by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 03, 2008
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heck of a job

A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
Ben Affleck, you're doing a heck of a job on Gigli.

The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.

Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 04, 2005
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Scalito

1. The nickname of Samuel Alito, Jr., 3rd Circuit Court judge and President George W. Bush’s nominee to succeed Sandra Day O’Connor in the U.S. Supreme Court. He is called “Scalito” because of his similarity to the ultra-conservative Justice Antonin Scalia.

2. Scalitos, test marketed by Taco Bell in 1997, were miniature chicken tacos flavored with zesty Baja pepper sauce. The fast food chain ran commercials on Los Angeles media urging their target demographic to “slam a scalito!”
Scalito cast the tie-breaking vote in Perot vs. United States, overturning the federal ban on private citizens owning nuclear weapons.

Want to skateboard to Taco Bell and slam some scalitos? It will be an X-Treme snacking X-perience!
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 31, 2005
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hypnotheoretical

No one knows what this word means.
"I refuse to be sucked into your hypnotheoretical arguments." - George Bush, Indianapolis, Indiana, Oct. 15, 2004.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 18, 2006
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Angry Internet Men

A term coined by the writers of rockpapershotgun.com to describe the Angry Men who inhabit the Internet and become angry about things such as video game patches, color palettes, and people who do not like the video game which they like.
Angry Internet Men burned down Blizzard headquarters after a World of Warcraft patch reduced the +2 Magic Missile to a +1 Magic Missile.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka January 20, 2009
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theoryhammer

Creating and promoting strategies for the Warhammer Fantasy or Warhammer 40,000 tabletop miniatures games without actually testing them on the battlefield. Most especially found on message boards.
Internet guy A: The Thousand Sons are unstoppable because they have two wounds.

Internet guy B: What a load of theoryhammer.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 20, 2005
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