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A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 19, 2010
Get the magnet mug.Foppish Dandies are gentlemen of wit and learning, who are known to jape and jest at the expense of others. They wear only the finest doublets and waistcoats, and their devastating bon mots are feared by ladies and gentlemen of good standing every-where.
Foppish Dandies tip their caps at jaunty, rakish or even saucy angles. They compose satirical quatrains while prancing merrily, gadding about gaily, kicking their heels to and fro.
They have also been known flout good taste by wearing the gaudiest and most ostentatious monocles. Some Foppish Dandies comport themselves in a boorish manner, and stay up all night drinking vermouth and squandering their family fortunes at whist.
Foppish Dandies tip their caps at jaunty, rakish or even saucy angles. They compose satirical quatrains while prancing merrily, gadding about gaily, kicking their heels to and fro.
They have also been known flout good taste by wearing the gaudiest and most ostentatious monocles. Some Foppish Dandies comport themselves in a boorish manner, and stay up all night drinking vermouth and squandering their family fortunes at whist.
Lord Hamond Snape Titmarsh-Magpie comported himself in a most boorish manner, affecting the dress and japery of a Foppish Dandy and was slapped by no fewer than eight ladies of good standing for his bold and ribald comments.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka September 7, 2008
Get the foppish dandy mug."I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation but I'm the decider and I decide what is best and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of defense."
by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 1, 2006
Get the decider mug.A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
Ben Affleck, you're doing a heck of a job on Gigli.
The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.
Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.
The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.
Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 4, 2005
Get the heck of a job mug.1. A political system in which astronauts hold absolute power.
2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.
2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.
With former space travelers John Glenn and Bill Nelson already members of the United States Senate, America is on the verge of descending into astronautocracy.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 13, 2005
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Internet guy A: The Thousand Sons are unstoppable because they have two wounds.
Internet guy B: What a load of theoryhammer.
Internet guy B: What a load of theoryhammer.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 20, 2005
Get the theoryhammer mug.A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.
Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)
Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005
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