Seb13's definitions
n. A Chav with some degree of class or restraint, who is well aware of the fact. A Chav with a belief in class system within Yob culture, and sees him or herself as being superior. A female Chavington may sport the Croyden facelift but will tie it lower on the head, and use a clip rather than an elastic band or scrunchie. A male Chavington may sport the requisite askew baseball/truckers cap, but it will be in subdued colors, with little or no decoration. Both eschew bling. However, a Chavington is still a Chav.
Sarah and Mike have become Chavingtons since he got a better job. They are always saying this guys a yob, and that girls a slag. And they would rather get a bottle of wine and stay indoors than come to the pub.
by Seb13 February 4, 2009
Get the Chavingtonmug. n. An office worker who treats his cubicle or office as a safe and secure place. In his mind the safety and security of the cubicle is only surpassed by the time he spent in his mother's womb. The cubicle foetus displays anxiety when others are in his space, or when he is required to be elsewhere in the office.
Ralph is such a cubicle foetus that when he gets back to his desk after a meeting he actually sighs and even makes soft cooing and baby noises while working.
by Seb13 February 4, 2009
Get the cubicle foetusmug. vi. When adults, in adult situations, behave as if they were in high school - teasing, bullying, forming cliques, generally being immature.
Don't go to work at Bill's company, only two things go on over there - working and high schooling. If you do go to work there, you had better get in with the cool crowd ASAP, or you will end being pushed around and stepped on forever.
by Seb13 February 5, 2009
Get the High Schoolingmug. n. A firing, or purge (multiple-firings), at an office. The act of forcibly removing someone from his/her cubicle or office space.
The third quarter report at Brad's company was terrible, and everyone is expecting a round of cubicle abortions.
by Seb13 February 4, 2009
Get the Cubicle Abortionmug. v. When a corporation screws people - shareholders, employees, other companies - over at an extreme level.
Sue's company sat on stock options under some pretext, then laid off everyone at her location once the stock price had crashed. Then they only gave the minimum severance, and cut out all bonuses. The company does it all the time - it is the corporate fisting champ.
by Seb13 February 5, 2009
Get the Corporate Fistingmug. n. A person who may have an aptitude regarding technology, but is both ignorant and/or annoying about everything else.
Dirk is a great programmer, and can answer any question about hardware and software, but he doesn't know who Seinfeld, Obama or Angelina Joli are. And he cannot boil water or pump gas. He is probably the king of the technotwits.
by Seb13 January 29, 2009
Get the Technotwitmug. n. A person who does not control his behavior accordingly in a confined environment. Someone who speaks too loudly, makes comments about people when they are within earshot, and/or eats offensively-smelling food in the office.
John was on the phone for half an hour yesterday, and spoke so loud that the whole office - even the boss - could hear him. And to make it worse, he was actually commenting on co-workers and the boss. If John is not a cubicle cunt, I don't know who is.
by Seb13 February 4, 2009
Get the Cubicle Cuntmug.