Definitions by Seattle Brian

Mahoomajeff 

a thing-a-me-bob, a whatcha-ma-call-it

"Foz, hand me that mahoomajeff there,"

"What, this?"

"No! The other one"

Mahoomajeff by Seattle Brian July 10, 2009

Melbourne Munch

Variation on the Cleveland Steamer, when the man goes "Down Under" and the girl shits on your chest. After shitting, she then proceeds to consume said fecal matter off your chest

A: "G'day, Bruce! I heard your missus is one dirty fucker. Is it true you let her shit on your chest?"
B: Naah mate, you only heard half the story. The dirty cunt shit on me chest, fair dinkum, but then she lapped it up true Melbourne Munch style"
A: "The filthy wozdanger!"

Melbourne Munch by Seattle Brian February 4, 2009

Painter's Radio 

when a guy blows his muck all over the woman's face.

I left your Mom with a face like a painter's radio and the dirty bitch loved it

Painter's Radio by seattle brian February 3, 2009

Bate-the-wife

a noxious cocktail, consumed by NEDS, CHAVS or other antisocial groups of young deliquents , especially in Counties Armagh, Down, and Antrim in Ireland, and parts of Western Scotland. Made by mixing cheap strong cider and Buckfast Tonic Wine (aka Coatsbridge table wine)

A: Shoulda seen the state of that wanker Kevin at the weekend.
B: What happened?
A: The buck eejit floored a bottle of Bate-the-wife, and then fucked a brick through the window of the police station

Bate-the-wife by Seattle Brian February 3, 2009

Hasslebury 

A person exhibiting impossibly high standards, a taskmaster, one who raises the bar to previously untold heights.

My English teacher is such a hasslebury! He had us reading and summarizing Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment" in a sixty minute lesson.

Hasslebury by Seattle Brian January 8, 2009

Fosslehoff  

To diatribe, monologue, speak ad infinitum about the most mundane aspects of one's own life and experiences

Brian is going to fosslehoff his way through that lesson

Fosslehoff by Seattle Brian January 7, 2009