5 definitions by Sean Mooney
by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.
by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006
A combination of relaxing and chillin'. A cooler, newer and fresher version of the word chilaxin'. Commonly used when a person is even too lazy to say chilliaxin', showing an ultimate state of coolness and relaxation. The most extreme version of relaxation.
by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006
A popular phrase in Ireland, mainly kildare and Sligo. To be used if a quick change of conversation is needed. Also used to break an awkward silence, or to break tension. Originates from when a man named Sean was playing in the badminton club championship final, and in the dying moments his racket broke, the strings snapping. After the match he was insulting his opponent to his coach, when the opponent walked into the conversation. 'Did you see my when racket brake?' Sean said.
EXAMPLE 1
Sean: Chris is so smelly.
David: Yeah I Know.
{Chris walks over into the conversation}
Chris: Hi guys
Sean: eh yeah and then my racket broke.
EXAMPLE 2
You are on a bus with many strangers. There is an awkward silence. It can be broken by exclaiming to you friend 'Yeah so then my racket broke...'. It eases the tension and is very useful.
Sean: Chris is so smelly.
David: Yeah I Know.
{Chris walks over into the conversation}
Chris: Hi guys
Sean: eh yeah and then my racket broke.
EXAMPLE 2
You are on a bus with many strangers. There is an awkward silence. It can be broken by exclaiming to you friend 'Yeah so then my racket broke...'. It eases the tension and is very useful.
by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006
A popular catch-phrase from the television show The Simpsons. It is a road safety motto, and rhymes. A very appropriate phrase to graffiti on books, school desks ect. Also a piece of poetry that can be used to impress an english teacher.
by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006