Definitions by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag
Filet-o-puss
This is an adjective to describe a vagina that looks like raw calimari. Or sushi that isn't quite rolled up.
I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.
Filet-o-puss by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
Phillipine Bean
We all have this friend that is a Phillipine Bean. You know because sometimes they look Phillipino and sometimes they look Mexican. It's mind altering once you notice the difference. You'll also no longer question why they have two last names. If these two countries joined forces the world might be in trouble.
Phillipine Bean by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
The Scarecrow
This is when a guy is getting his dick sucked standing up and gets a finger up is ass he is cumming. This causing him to stand straight up like a stick is in his ass, with his arms out and a brainless look of uncertainty of whether or not it's ok to like what just happened.
Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!
The Scarecrow by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
Snow Biscuit
My lady has been having some feminine hygiene problems lately. I wonder if I gave her a snow biscuit if the yeast infection would kill my sperm?
Snow Biscuit by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
Shark whisperer's
Phillipino people are Shark whisperer's. When you live on an island in the middle of shark infested waters, you must be able to practically sleep with sharks to stay alive. These people have survived for centuries upon centuries based on this skill alone.
In the Phillipines, people are fored to be Shark whisperer's to survive living in the middle of shark infested waters.
Shark whisperer's by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
Sausageflix
This is a like Netflix but caters to a homosexual male audience. A man can saddle up with Broke back Mountain, or settle in with Stranger by the Lake, or show your wild side living vicariously through I love you Phillip Morris. There are also shows for gay men trying not to be gay offering self help titles like, And the Band Played On or Dallas Buyers Club which exposes the homosexual disease ridden culture.
Sausageflix by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
London broil
This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.
I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?
London broil by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016