29 definitions by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag
A cheap but considered quality tasting beer made by Anheiser-Busch. Can be used as an acronym to describe your feelings and pride in drinking this fine brew.
Point at each letter on BUSCH can and say: Because U Save Cash Homie! Or, Bitch U Shoulda Come Home! Depending on your mood
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 1, 2016
This is a white person who fits in with any ethnic crowd. This wizard of white people could pimp ho's with suga free after c-walking at a backyard boogie with with Dub-C, and then go hang with Billy Ray Cyrus and do a boot scootin boogie all over Miley, after salsa dancing at his Hyna's Hermanita's Quinceañera. Amazingly, these Angel Cakes can usually not only dance, but ball too!
When I think about ivory swag, I think about, Justin Timberlake, Paul Walker, David Spade, Julia Stiles, Will Smith and Tommy Chong.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016
This is the act of jerking off over someone's face as they suck on your balls in a t-bag like fashion. Without warning, when you're about to cum, you pull your balls out of their mouth and drape them over their eyes so they can't see and in the same motion shove your asshole right in their mouth. Theyll never see it coming.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Surprise. She never saw it coming as I pulled my balls out of her mouth and draped them over her eyes. Before she knew it, she was sucking on my asshole as I exploded cum everywhere!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016
This is a long haired dog known to be viscious and dangerous.
This can also be used as a one word description saying you got cheated on with, by someone. Used as a noun and verb.
Can be said as: chow, chowed, chowing
This can also be used as a one word description saying you got cheated on with, by someone. Used as a noun and verb.
Can be said as: chow, chowed, chowing
I thought I loved that girl but she ended up being a chow.
I caught my wife chowing with her sancho.
I found out my girl chowed my best friend on my bed.
I caught my wife chowing with her sancho.
I found out my girl chowed my best friend on my bed.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016
This is a like Netflix but caters to a homosexual male audience. A man can saddle up with Broke back Mountain, or settle in with Stranger by the Lake, or show your wild side living vicariously through I love you Phillip Morris. There are also shows for gay men trying not to be gay offering self help titles like, And the Band Played On or Dallas Buyers Club which exposes the homosexual disease ridden culture.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
Phillipino people are Shark whisperer's. When you live on an island in the middle of shark infested waters, you must be able to practically sleep with sharks to stay alive. These people have survived for centuries upon centuries based on this skill alone.
In the Phillipines, people are fored to be Shark whisperer's to survive living in the middle of shark infested waters.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
This is a small suburban town just north of Austin, TX.
This tounge twisting town will leave you pfrustrated. You might see a wing pfactory or dolpfhin donuts. This place will leave you wondering if Dr. Suess pfucked a pfatty on a pfriday in pfebruary or something. You will leave you with a lispf... on the bright side, you'll have a reason to use that spfeech pftherapist on your insurance you never thought you'd need...
This tounge twisting town will leave you pfrustrated. You might see a wing pfactory or dolpfhin donuts. This place will leave you wondering if Dr. Suess pfucked a pfatty on a pfriday in pfebruary or something. You will leave you with a lispf... on the bright side, you'll have a reason to use that spfeech pftherapist on your insurance you never thought you'd need...
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016