Seamus's definitions

vajunk

The female form of junk.
synonym of vagina

I punched her right in the vajunk.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

mushroom tattoo

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...

by seamus October 9, 2003

Brobot

People who are obsessed with calling others "dude" and "bro" and "dudebro."

My room mate is a brobot.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

Vajunction

The spreading of slutty legs.

I went to town on that vajunction.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

Valicious

Particularly tasty vajunk.

I had a valicious meal during the party last night.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

Vajunk Yard

A party with multiple slutty females.

Damn, tonight was a total vajunk yard.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

vageorge

When a female looks like a dude.

Did you see Bob totally hittin on that vageorge last night? She had more facial hair than he did!

by Seamus December 11, 2004