SeaBat's definitions

whistle dog

An obscure selection on the menu of fast-food mofos A&W. It's like a hot dog, but with more enthusiasm.

When the customer ordered a whistle dog, the clerk cringed as he fished one out of the warmer oven. Those mofos were 42 months old!

by SeaBat June 17, 2006

bum beer

The beer that bums buy, with their hodge-podge of coins and wrinkled, depressing bills. Usually obscure, depressing brands that make up in alcohol percentage what they lack in flavour, or anything out of the singles cooler.

"Why'd you buy Extra Old Stock, brah? Man, that shite is bum beer that makes my tongue tingle."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

keen bean

An eager person, usually with a nerdish edge to their enthusiasm.

"Hammy was already on my doorstep when I got home from work, even tho the show's not 'til 9. Brah's a keen bean."

"Jennifer's such a keen bean she ducked out of the New Year's party early to get a head start on her tax return."

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

mowlf

To consume something in large, hasty bites.

"Did you even taste that bag of Cheezies? You just mowlfed em."

by SeaBat June 14, 2006