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SeaBat's definitions

Fix yo' weave

1) An observation: said to someone who is getting all up in your face over some trivial matter.

2) An exclamation: used to indicate someone is offending your sensibilities, or mightily trying your patience.

3) A warning: said to indicate that someone is pushing an issue to uncomfortable limits to which you do not want to "go", and to invite them to know their place.

Particularily amusing when said to men with short or no hair, for the incongruity of it all.

Often suffixed with "bitch", to top it off nicely.
"You've been on my ass all day about this. Time to fix yo' weave, bitch!"
by SeaBat June 11, 2006
mugGet the Fix yo' weavemug.

rose hole

The worst euphemism ever for "asshole".

First emerged circa 1995 in an erotica novel entitled "Fairy Tale Stories for GrownUps," and has made intermittent guest appearances in other coy, female-penned soft-porn literature since that time.
Cinderella, wearing only glass ho heels, begged the Prince to sock it to her rose hole.
by SeaBat June 12, 2006
mugGet the rose holemug.

pegasus xing

A yellow caution sign indicating that a Pegasus (winged horse) may be crossing your path at any moment.
"Slow down dude!! Can't you read? Pegasus Xing."
by SeaBat June 11, 2006
mugGet the pegasus xingmug.

keen bean

An eager person, usually with a nerdish edge to their enthusiasm.
"Hammy was already on my doorstep when I got home from work, even tho the show's not 'til 9. Brah's a keen bean."

"Jennifer's such a keen bean she ducked out of the New Year's party early to get a head start on her tax return."
by SeaBat June 11, 2006
mugGet the keen beanmug.

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