Definitions by Scrublife
luau
a fruitbowl with a pressed ham combo in refernce to the pineapple and fruit of the hawaiian luau with the hammy ham pig.
with the windows rolled up tight and pressed ham quickly losing its fun josh presented the elderly with none other then a luau.
cottage crotch
while camping or cottaging females seem to lose sense of maintaining a clean and non-odourous vaginal area. not to be played with unless adult supervision is present.
he gobbed on the gnappy cottage crotch and went down on it to his dismay, it smelled awfully moist and unlogically stank.
cottage crotch by scrublife October 15, 2003