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Gangland Rap

A Genre of Rap Music most notorious for its references to Crime, Drugs, Guns & other dark aspects of the underworld.
Guy a) yo' playa you heard of Gangland Rap?

Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser
by Scriptures July 17, 2017
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Seymon

An awesome girl with Colgate teeth who generally works at KFC during her teens. She has long dark hair.
Girl: Omg who is that girl in KFC drive through with the long brown hair?

Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.
by Scriptures October 20, 2018
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Ambeh Rose

The unconditionally loved Adelaide City Girl in the life of Celebrity Pete Laan She's funny, sexy, smart and adorable.. a true dazzler on the eye's of anyone 😻
Girl A) omfg! When will Pete Laan EVER stfu about this Adelaide girl Ambeh Rose?

Girl B) rofl! I don't think he EVER will! He adores Her, loves Her, even wrote a guitar love song about her for Facebook and scored over 1000 views on it! She's the Perfect girl for him in his eyes.. they were actually Facebook engaged for four months! Word has it he called the engagement off and went back to Facebook Single just recently because she was taking fordayzzzz to marry him 🤣💍 But she know's he still loves her the same anyways! They're so damnnn cute!! Please DO get married guys, Awww!! 💏
by Scriptures April 9, 2017
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what else do you need in wife?

Self explanatory really.. what else are you looking for in a wife? Good sex? Good sandwich marking skills? Or what have you.. etc etc
Girl a) LMFAO when will all these crazy new sayings from pete laan end? 🤣

Girl b) hopefully NEVER! Lmfao fordayzzz over that shit. And all his silly pout selfies.

Then he goes on Instagram and posts 'what else do you need in wife?' directed at his beautiful girlfriend Ambeh Rose 💞

Comical stuff really.. oh pete laan ahah x
by Scriptures April 10, 2017
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Nickobrah

Pete Laan Oi Nickobrah where’s my car keys?

Nickobrah Phftt you ain’t driving fgt
by Scriptures August 29, 2018
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Underground Aussie Hip Hop

A non-commercialised non-profit Rap scene. A style of Australian rap music where rappers choose not to 'sell out' to Record Conpanies & instead produce their own Recordings whilst maintaining other forms of financial income.
Guy a) bro, u know any good Underground Aussie Hip Hop beats?

Guy b) yeah sus out #undergroundaussiehiphop on Instagram! Google Celebrity Pete Laan is a fan of that shit
by Scriptures April 23, 2017
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