Scriptures's definitions

Seymon

An awesome girl with Colgate teeth who generally works at KFC during her teens. She has long dark hair.

Girl: Omg who is that girl in KFC drive through with the long brown hair?

Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.

by Scriptures October 20, 2018

Kerser

Kerser is Australia’s most viewed rapper..

Yo’ you seen how many views and followers kerser has on Instagram @kerserofficial ??

Yeah son, checked his profile on hypeauditor.com and 35% of em are bought! #dontfuckwithkerser lol

by Scriptures July 21, 2018

Daria Paramoshkina

A stylish and beautiful girl..

Girl: Hey Pete Laan you follow Daria Paramoshkina on Instagram @daria_paramoshkina ?

Pete: Sure do! She’s stylish and natural.. A beautiful girl

by Scriptures August 26, 2018

Gerardine

A beautiful fluffy haired mother.

Pete Laan don’t we just have the best fluffy haired mother!

Mel : oh Gerardine how we love you! Xx

by Scriptures August 29, 2018

Gauba

The legal name of Geoff Laan.

Pete Laan Gauba where the fucks my chilli sauce?

by Scriptures August 29, 2018

Nickobrah

The bro name for Aidan Nicholas

Pete Laan Oi Nickobrah where’s my car keys?

Nickobrah Phftt you ain’t driving fgt

by Scriptures August 29, 2018