Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Screaming Old Man

felontine

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

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I just got a felontine from a creep at work.

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This asspisode I just watched made me vomit.

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The kind of math that is so hard to understand that it totally overwhelms you.

My first class of the day was tsunametry.

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One of those bowel movements that won’t flush

To add to the awkwardness of our first date, I deposited a buttlogjam in her toilet.

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Girls standing squished together having their picture taken.

Jennifer and her pitababes post at least once a week.

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More than just superior. The best of the best.

Roger Federer isn’t just superior in the world of tennis. He’s superduperior!

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