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felontine

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I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.
by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022
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felontine

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I just got a felontine from a creep at work.
by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022
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asspisode

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A really bad episode of a podcast.
This asspisode I just watched made me vomit.
by Screaming Old Man November 26, 2021
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tsunametry

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The kind of math that is so hard to understand that it totally overwhelms you.
My first class of the day was tsunametry.
by Screaming Old Man September 15, 2021
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buttlogjam

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One of those bowel movements that won’t flush
To add to the awkwardness of our first date, I deposited a buttlogjam in her toilet.
by Screaming Old Man April 13, 2021
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pitababes

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Girls standing squished together having their picture taken.
Jennifer and her pitababes post at least once a week.
by Screaming Old Man April 13, 2021
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superduperior

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Roger Federer isn’t just superior in the world of tennis. He’s superduperior!
by Screaming Old Man March 27, 2021
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