27 definitions by Screaming Old Man

rezerection

When a man dies and an erection occurs post mortem.

The bump in the sheet covering his body displayed a rezerection.

by Screaming Old Man April 20, 2022

pitababes

Girls standing squished together having their picture taken.

Jennifer and her pitababes post at least once a week.

by Screaming Old Man April 13, 2021

ignocence

A combination of innocence and ignorance.

Brian’s ignocence makes him gullible to whatever wild stories you tell him.

by Screaming Old Man May 29, 2022

meatyum

My favorite doneness for a steak

I like my ribeye meatyum.

by Screaming Old Man April 16, 2023

Preesheeyatechuh

I appreciate you.

Preesheeyatechuh all coming out to support me.

by Screaming Old Man January 23, 2021

shake the juice loose

To Masturbate

After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.

by Screaming Old Man March 30, 2022

apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023