meatyum

My favorite doneness for a steak

I like my ribeye meatyum.

by Screaming Old Man April 15, 2023

underice

The last little bit of drink at the bottom of your cup under the ice.

“Can I throw this cup away?” “No! Let me get the last bit of underice!”

by Screaming Old Man February 3, 2021

asspisode

A really bad episode of a podcast.

This asspisode I just watched made me vomit.

by Screaming Old Man November 26, 2021

superduperior

More than just superior. The best of the best.

Roger Federer isn’t just superior in the world of tennis. He’s superduperior!

by Screaming Old Man March 27, 2021

content cremator

Person who puts up the crappiest content ever.

I never look at his stuff. He’s a content cremator.

by Screaming Old Man April 18, 2022

buttlogjam

One of those bowel movements that won’t flush

To add to the awkwardness of our first date, I deposited a buttlogjam in her toilet.

by Screaming Old Man April 13, 2021

felontine

an unwanted valentine from a creepy person.

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022