batitude

Simply a bad attitude. Major negative vibes

Bob’s batitude was really bringing the whole family down.

by Screaming Old Man February 03, 2021

twostake

The second time you make the same mistake.

Myyyy goodness! I just made a twostake!

by Screaming Old Man February 06, 2021

testivomit

A common occurrence coming from religious people, particularly Mormons, when confronted with conflicting history of their beliefs. When they can’t refute anything you present, they vomit their testimony all over you.

After arguing back and forth about inconsistencies in her Mormon church history, my sister testivomited all over me

by Screaming Old Man January 18, 2021

superduperior

More than just superior. The best of the best.

Roger Federer isn’t just superior in the world of tennis. He’s superduperior!

by Screaming Old Man March 27, 2021

rezerection

When a man dies and an erection occurs post mortem.

The bump in the sheet covering his body displayed a rezerection.

by Screaming Old Man April 20, 2022

memisaster

When a memory comes to mind that could have or did end up a disaster and it makes you relive it all over again.

I experienced the memisaster today when the dog ran out into the street and almost got hit by the mail truck.

by Screaming Old Man November 25, 2023

ignocence

A combination of innocence and ignorance.

Brian’s ignocence makes him gullible to whatever wild stories you tell him.

by Screaming Old Man May 29, 2022