Screaming Old Man's definitions

felontine

an unwanted valentine

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

felontine

an unwanted valentine from a creepy person.

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

asspisode

A really bad episode of a podcast.

This asspisode I just watched made me vomit.

by Screaming Old Man November 26, 2021

tsunametry

The kind of math that is so hard to understand that it totally overwhelms you.

My first class of the day was tsunametry.

by Screaming Old Man September 15, 2021

buttlogjam

One of those bowel movements that won’t flush

To add to the awkwardness of our first date, I deposited a buttlogjam in her toilet.

by Screaming Old Man April 13, 2021

pitababes

Girls standing squished together having their picture taken.

Jennifer and her pitababes post at least once a week.

by Screaming Old Man April 13, 2021

superduperior

More than just superior. The best of the best.

Roger Federer isn’t just superior in the world of tennis. He’s superduperior!

by Screaming Old Man March 27, 2021