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Definitions by Scratch Legba

Stab & Grab Truck 

Aka Repossession /parking enforcement type of self loading under reach configuration wrecker tow truck , method performed is Truck works very quickly to stab under vehicle activate L arms lift vehicle & vacate location before debtor/negligent driver can arrive & cause issue
Yo brah I saw the stab & grab truck scoop up Jamal’s Infiniti at zero dark thirty! Bank don’t play !

Mr Green jeans

Game warden … aka game warden , bush pimp , squirrel cop , deer detective etc
Opening morning of duck season , got to my spot 2 1/2 hrs early , got my decoys in & settled in the blind , 10 min before shooting light Mr green jeans comes stumbling in to check my license & ruined my fucking hunt ..
Mr Green jeans by Scratch Legba December 28, 2024

Doormat patrol 

Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..
There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol
I was watching Fresh&fit podcast , these whoiz were flipping out how no man wants to marry them
whoiz by Scratch Legba September 3, 2023

Kleenex kid

A way of describing someone that lives a parasitical existence , that serves little to no purpose , so much so ? There father should have deposited them into a tissue the day they were conceived
Look at Dave , he can’t even change his own tire his father had to come an do it , such a Kleenex kid
Kleenex kid by Scratch Legba February 22, 2023

kleenex kid

A millennial liberal typically supporting BLM or antifa That is typically utterly useless and whose father should’ve jacked off in a Kleenex instead of procreating
There goes that fool Alex to call everyone that he disagrees with a racist again , what a Kleenex kid ..
kleenex kid by Scratch Legba November 26, 2020