Scratch DJ's definitions

douche

To clean out the vagina.

Sometimes the puss just needs a little Spring cleaning!

by Scratch DJ January 26, 2005

pregnant

What happens if you don't use a condom/rain coat or it breaks.

Ya wanna know what I say to people who get pregnant and don't want to?
"Ya should have had anal sex...or atleast have used a condom!"

by Scratch DJ June 15, 2004

papaya

1. A kind of fruit.

2. Chinese word for penis.

Dude, you got a small papaya.

by Scratch DJ February 4, 2005

george carlin

The funnyest damn person alive today.

"Cheese tits"

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

Mario lemieux

Star player, owner, and Captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Started a group to buy the Pens out of bankrupcy. Won a gold medal for Canada in the Olympics.

Helped the Penguins capture 2 back to back Stanley Cups in 1991-1992

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

home dawg

Homie dawg-
my cool kick-ass friend from the hood

Sup home dawg?

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

mellon arena

Where the Pittsburgh Penguins play

Also called the igloo.

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004