george carlin

The funnyest damn person alive today.

"Cheese tits"

by Scratch DJ June 09, 2004

fruit cup

A CONDOM. This word is created with the Chinese word for penis which is "papaya", and the American meaning of the word which is a kind of fruit. Since you put papayas in fruit cups, it would be like putting your penis or "papaya" in somthing. The penis is the fruit and the condom is the cup. And that's how "fruit cup" was born.

Use a fruit cup to prevent STD's.

by Scratch DJ February 04, 2005

papaya

1. A kind of fruit.

2. Chinese word for penis.

Dude, you got a small papaya.

by Scratch DJ February 04, 2005

hunts

The worst brand of ketchup

Heinz ketchup is blazin!

by Scratch DJ June 15, 2004

Mario lemieux

Star player, owner, and Captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Started a group to buy the Pens out of bankrupcy. Won a gold medal for Canada in the Olympics.

Helped the Penguins capture 2 back to back Stanley Cups in 1991-1992

by Scratch DJ June 09, 2004

YOU'RE FIRED

Said when you're no longer needed at a job and to be fired. Also what Donald trump AKA the trumpster says on the new hit reality show 'The apprentice."

"Omerosa, you're fired!"

by Scratch DJ June 09, 2004

Dancin dude from six flags

Old dude that dances in six flags commercials. This dancin dude cracks me up all the time.

da_da_da_da_DA-DA

dance, dude, dance!

by Scratch DJ June 09, 2004