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Definitions by Scottward Wriggleberry

Togglewuff 

A person who is attractive from one angle but unattractive from another
“I don’t know man, she’s a real Togglewuff , I’ll think she’s hot one minute but then I stand at a different angle and well... woof”

Hollawuffin’ 

Catcalling at people you don’t find attractive to boost their self esteem
“I’m off work today! Let’s go hollawuffin’!”

Trumpinate 

1-When two ignorant people breed.
2- When 1st cousins reproduce
Morgan: THOSE two are dating? Gross. Before you know it they’ll Trumpinate

Trumpinate 

1-When two ignorant people breed.
2- When 1st cousins reproduce
Morgan: THOSE two are dating? Gross. Before you know it they’ll Trumpinate

Fuck-a-roo 

When something is so messed up it’s beyond fixing.
Michael: “I need advice. How do I get out of that?
David: “I don’t know man, that’s a real fuck-a-roo