Definitions by Scott T The Silver fox

plamf

In Scotland, a plamf is a derogatory term meaning idiot. Depending on the context, you can use plamf as an extreme insult to passers-by, or in gentle banter between male friends.

Offensive:
"Whit ur u lookin at, ya plamf"

Gentle ribbing between friends:
"Oh c'mon ya plamf, lets get up tae the dancin"

plamf by Scott T the silver fox January 23, 2004

nugget

In Scotland, a nugget means "idiot" in it's purest term. You can use nugget in both an offensive and friendly context.

Offensive: "Whit u lookin at, ya fuckin nugget"

Friendly: "Aw, dinnae be a nugget man, lets gan get some drink"

nugget by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

trumpet 

In Scotland, a trumpet is an idiot/arsehole/dick. You can use trumpet in an offensive and friendly context.

Offensive: "Hey you ya fuckin trumpet - whit the fuck ur you daein?"

Friendly: "Yu're such a trumpet man!"

trumpet by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

jaikie 

In Scotland, someone of unclean, possibly shifty, appearance. Tramps and alcoholics are commonly referred to as jaikies up here.

Can also be used as a term to describe an ugly woman.

When commenting on unclean people:

"Look at the state of that jaikie!"

"What a jaikie bastard"

When insulting a woman:
"You're jaikie as fuck! Scoot, ya fuckin ugly nugget afore ah slap ye wan"

jaikie by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

goats baw 

Scottish term for someone who is a complete fucking arsehole

Baw is Scots for testicle. You are effectively calling someone a goat's testicle.

Can be used in friendly and offensive contexts.

"Shut it ya goat's baw"

"Hey ya fuckin goat's baw, whit ye daein? Looking for a fight ur ye?"

goats baw by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

hoormaster

Scots term for whoremaster

"You're such a hoormaster, min"

hoormaster by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

whoremaster 

A whoremaster can refer to a pimp or a man who prefers to shag women of easy virtue (e.g. tarts/ prostitutes)

"That guy will shag anything man. He's a right fuckin whoremaster"

"Take yer bags and fuck off out of my house, ya whoremasterin' bastard!"

whoremaster by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004