funktify

to make funky, or even of a disgusting or smelly nature

This room is funktified.
I need to de-funktify it.

by Scott December 06, 2003

netfan

1. To ramble on incoherently until someone threatens you with a pearing knife.

2. To cause havoc with consistent stupidity and retarded remarks.

3. To make hilarious jokes at random moments.

4. To baffle others with mind-numbing stupidity

That joke was a real netfan.

You are such a netfan.

Wow, you just netfan'd that one.

by scott June 24, 2004

emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.

Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."

by scott July 01, 2004

lostasai

A band that some people refuse to define as ska and would much rather generically label it rock. And it has a lot of members...too many to count...and the number is always changing.

Person A: Want to go to the Lostasai concert?

Person B: Who?

by scott March 11, 2005

spontubular

Scott made this up about 30 seconds ago.

I'm feeling abnormally spontubular today

by scott June 17, 2004

lamar

one hot chick

dude look at lamar she is sizzlin!

by Scott June 10, 2003

kublowed

An act of extreme cheapness. A person who looks for a bargain than tries to bargain. Quantity dominates quality. A lifestyle of never paying asking price. When eating with a group the bill is never split, it is divided.

Yo, today at the car wash the bitch stamped my free car wash card twice, kublowed.
At a bar, bartender asks what can I get you, you respond with what's your cheapest beer, kublowed.

I kublowed the club I went to tonight cause I saved my bracelet from last weekend

by Scott May 28, 2014