Scott 's definitions

shaftian

A horrible used car sales man.

Don't look now Martha but here comes the shaftian to push this piece of shit car on us.

by Scott May 17, 2004

jiz jar

your girlfriend

i gots to go see my jiz jar

by scott February 10, 2004

what about a little hey-hey

An expressive phrase which means: to have a small penis.

All the girls laughed at Gordon, exclaiming, "what a little hey hey". Gord has grown to accept his place in society.

by Scott February 28, 2004

spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

bo-selector, Bo-Selector!

word from wanna be sub culture of bling which is based around being egotistical and thinking rhyming two syllable words and longing to live in american slums is a worth while out look on life

I'm bad and dumb innit

by Scott December 19, 2003

BLT

Bacon Letus and Tomato

I'd like a BLT sub sandwich hold the mayo please.

by Scott August 28, 2002

ridicuhammered

A state of being so wasted that you can't believe what you've done to yourself. Usually involves mass vomitting. Other symptoms are waking up the next morning and unable to remember half of the previous night.

How did we get home last night? I was ridicuhammered.

by Scott May 15, 2006