Scott's definitions

fotsa

A germanic cunt. One of german or saxon origins that behaves in way that is worthy of being called a cunt.

Oi, fotsa, you spilled your Keith's in my curry.

by scott June 4, 2004

whoremail

what hotmail is when it sucks

fucking whoremail wouldnt sign me in

by scott May 13, 2005

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

ebay

The shit. Ebay is so totally awesome.

Ebay is so awesome I want to crap my pants.

by Scott June 18, 2003

the clash

"...the only band that matters..."

The clash was one of UK's finest punk bands of the 70s. They are the only band that went from punk to rock (and had styles inbetween with ska, reggae, hip hop, and jazz) without anyone calling them fuckin sellouts.
RIP J.S.

by scott April 15, 2004

toneage

To imply a tone or attitude in conversation.

Hey, watch your tonage...

by Scott March 25, 2005

chubstitute

A hot substitute teacher.

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today

by scott March 2, 2004