Scott's definitions

Chappy

Chappy, pronoun, dereived from the name Chaplin Peter, a suspected pedifle at a summer camp chaplin, used to refer to ones'father unit

"hey jimmy, why's your chappy hitting your mon like that?"

by scott July 7, 2004

clown shoes

Clown Shoes: derieved from the latin word biggimus shoesius, it can either mean A) that is totally wack and of the hizzle or B) thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

A)"hey jimmy, i got an A on my test!" Wow billy, thats clown shoes!"
B)Hey jimmy,lets go throw rocks at bigger rocks!
"hey billy, thats fucking clown-shoes

by scott July 7, 2004

cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling

1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!

by scott July 14, 2004

sleep one off

TO sleep all day to avoid a hangover

Man I was fucked up last night so I gotta sleep one off

by Scott July 19, 2004

thambi

The strip of skin between the base of your testicles and the opening of your anus.

I had an itchy thambi.

by Scott July 19, 2004

Crash B's

When people get mad sex because they win a world record.

When Jim got madly crash b'd by jill

by Scott July 23, 2004

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004