Definitions by Schunor

dicoisseur 

Similar to Dickoisseur but without the letter "k" it refers to a man who is an authority on all things dick. How to suck them, stroke them, and take them in the ass.

Brian has great experience and knowledge when it comes to taking dick. I talked to Kevin after Brian sucked him off and he stated "Brian is a real dicoisseur, he made my toes curl and my knees knock".

dicoisseur by Schunor January 19, 2024

Gloist 

A gloriously moist moment.

Kevin worked a double shift on the pole Saturday. After reflecting on the how much money made, he realized it was a very gloist day.

Gloist by Schunor February 27, 2022

Vulcano Anal 

Prior to butt sex you load your partners anal cavity with with Mentos. As you are penitrating your partner with your member, you pour soda in their anus and let nature take its course.

Kevin could no longer achieve orgasim unless his wife, Ralph performed vulcano anal on him.

Vulcano Anal by Schunor April 14, 2021

scarf up 

The act of putting your hair in a scarf before getting in a fight to prevent getting your weave snatched out. Primarily referencing when an African American woman with weave is about to fight

Kevin's wife told him to call the police. as she scarf up to beat his boyfriend ass

scarf up by Schunor February 25, 2021

Gaydiator

When you go from driving a sedan (like a Jetta) to a lifted Jeep Gladiator to try overcompesate for your gayness.

Did you see Kevin purchased a lifted Jeep Gladiator. He went from a LBGT friendly Jetta to a more masculine truck to overcompensate for his gayness. He will forever be know as the Gaydiator

Gaydiator by Schunor February 4, 2021

rectickling

When you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips causing your finger to penetrate the paper and enter the rectum. Rectickling occurs when said example happens and instead of being uncomfortable or in pain you feel delight

Kevin sure has been in the bathroom a very long time. He must be rectickling for the third time today

rectickling by Schunor March 15, 2019

toeficioado 

Someone who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about spotting Camel Toe.

I tell you, Kevin is a camel toeficioado when it comes to a well defined camel toe walking by. His lips smile more then hers!

toeficioado by Schunor January 24, 2019