by Schnitterbit March 16, 2011
To pull out your phone and text a random person during an uncomfortable situation as to avoid interaction with others involved in the uncomfortable situation by coming off as "busy".
John pulled out his phone and started passive texting when his wife's ex husband David sat down next to him.
by Schnitterbit May 16, 2011
New Dr. Dre fan: Dude Dre's got a new album coming out soon called Detox!!!
Experienced Dr. Dre fan: Yeah yeah I was saying the same thing about 10 years ago.
Experienced Dr. Dre fan: Yeah yeah I was saying the same thing about 10 years ago.
by Schnitterbit January 27, 2011
A hit song by 50 Cent that some people believe to have sexual undertones and not actually be about candy at all.
Ignorant guy: Dude I just listened to Candy Shop by 50 Cent and now I'm hungry a lollipop.
Smart guy: Wow are you gay? I don't think that song is actually about candy...but suit yourself.
Smart guy: Wow are you gay? I don't think that song is actually about candy...but suit yourself.
by Schnitterbit January 27, 2011
A date which consists only of sex, therefore starting and ending with mating. Also known as a one night stand.
by Schnitterbit April 11, 2011
Similar to Bipolar Mood Disorder, a person with Bipolar Poop Disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper shit.
Patient: I had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week I had bad diarrhea, and now I'm constipated again.
Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.
Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.
by Schnitterbit August 26, 2011
A pop star who you wouldn't recognize if you saw her as her body morphs into a different image every day.
Person 1: Hey isn't that Lady Gaga over there?
Person 2: I don't know, she looks different in every picture I've ever seen of her.
Person 1: Oh, well maybe she'll get a role in the new Transformers movie.
Person 2: I don't know, she looks different in every picture I've ever seen of her.
Person 1: Oh, well maybe she'll get a role in the new Transformers movie.
by Schnitterbit March 26, 2011