Satchmo II's definitions

Plumage

Facial Hair. Pubes don't count.

Damn how old is Chris Pearson? That hairless little monkey can't even sprout any plumage!

by Satchmo II November 18, 2004

Flat Faced Shit

Taylor Thusing

Fuck! Flat faced shit is over there face-fucking with some wanker.

by Satchmo II April 5, 2003

4-11

Erection. Often used to avoid a potentially innapropriate situation when ladies are around.

"Hey, can you get up and grab me a soda?"
"I can't. Four-eleven."

by Satchmo II March 25, 2003

5-11

That need to shit. Makes it sound more appropriate.

"Man, I've got 5-11 like you would NOT believe"

by Satchmo II March 25, 2003

Crazimus

A young man named David Sawdey, but only when his hair is jelled and swirly.

"Hey Crazimus, what's up?

by Satchmo II March 25, 2003

Meeker

A blow-job that's particularly messy or painful, because the ho that's doing it doesn't know what she's doing.

"Damn some little girl the other day gave me a Meeker. Ignorant bitch."

by Satchmo II March 25, 2003