Satandog's definitions

Mushy Peas

Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird.

Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.

They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.

And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.

I ate some mushy peas when I should have shagged the fat bird at the fun fair.

by Satandog September 7, 2014

Brass Neck

To display staggeringly daring rudeness and / or cheek. First Cousin to balls of brass.

"Jason had the brass neck to ask for the promotion even though we all knew he was a slacker".

by Satandog May 2, 2006

Nomance

n. When you're dating someone but, frankly, there's nothing there. You're just going through the motions, passing the time and waiting for something better to come along. Don't even ask about the sex.

Pete and Jordan don't look too happy together.
Damn right - it's the nomance of the century.

by Satandog March 22, 2006

Give it a Whirl

Charming British phrase referring to when you try something out for the first time to see what happens. First Cousin to "suck it and see".

"I've never had sex with a midget before".
"Don't worry darlin', give it a whirl - it might grow on you!"

by Satandog March 14, 2006

Willy Waver

n. An unbearable male show-off. British slang.

"Dave is such a bloody willy waver."

by Satandog May 2, 2006

Ingurland!

What you hear when an English footie fan is cheering on the team.

Ingurland!! Ing-gurr-laaand!!

by Satandog April 26, 2006

dockyard oyster

Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.

Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!

by Satandog February 2, 2006