"Show me on the doll where he you touched you". Right there! He shoved his marlinspike up my Fo'c'sle, cap'n!
by Sasquatch Sandwich July 06, 2021

Cautionary folklore character: 7 foot tall cross-dressing ape that drags absent minded boys into his tin shed on the front of a ship and rapes them to death.
"Pay attention to where you are walking Tommy, or the BOSUN will snatch you up and turn your butthole into a "Georgia Rose".
by Sasquatch Sandwich July 06, 2021

DANG! Maw and Paw and cousin junior sure musta been fracking my butthole all night, cuz I barely made it to my shift at the waffle hut this mornin' on account of my hind-end hurtin' so much, y'all. Praise Jeezus, it stings!
by Sasquatch Sandwich July 06, 2021
