Sarge's definitions

wossum

A Nocternal creature that only stay up long enought to collect light for its' crazy physics experiment.

The Wossum awakes!

by Sarge February 19, 2004

Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

fictional orginization created for Team America: World Police. satire of the Screen Actors Guild AKA S.A.G

most of the F.A.G.s are assholes and pussies

by Sarge January 11, 2005

goshed

Intoxicated.

I'm so fucking goshed.

by Sarge December 31, 2001

knee cap

To place a pistol or other firearm behind a persons kneecap and pull the trigger, obliterating the knee and crippling the victim. A common mob tactic.

The track star wouldn't pay his debts, so we knee capped him.

by sarge September 23, 2005

make you an offer you can't refuse

1.make someone an offer and give them the choice of accepting and living, or refusing and dying. Taken from "The Godfather" trilogy.
2. Same as above, but instead of killing them, you take(kill) something or someone very dear to them.

The band-leader refused to let Johnny Fontane out of his contract, so Don Corleone made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

by Sarge February 13, 2005

Etna

Vassal of Laharl, and possibly the sexiest demon in the netherworld, short of the succubus

"Wow, Etna just killed like 20 people while remaining strangely sexy"

by Sarge October 22, 2003

totally spies

totally stupid. most retarded show ever.

the only thing cartoon network has ever done wrong. made by guys, so why is it so gay?

by Sarge January 9, 2005