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Sperm Whale
Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
Sperm Whale by sarasplayroom.com April 4, 2010
Play the Bi Card
To get or keep a distinterested guy interested in a relationship, a girl will tell tales of being bi, hot bi hook-ups and allude to him participating in possible threesomes with her bi friend, but the tales are mostly false.
Girl #1: Joel is losing interest in me. I caught him texting some other chick.
Girl #2: Did you play the bi card yet?
Girl #1: No, but I will. Can I name you as my bi girlfriend?
Girl #2: Yeah, what are friends for?
Girl #2: Did you play the bi card yet?
Girl #1: No, but I will. Can I name you as my bi girlfriend?
Girl #2: Yeah, what are friends for?
Play the Bi Card by sarasplayroom.com March 2, 2010
Straight Up the Place
When straight dudes feel, by virtue of their strong heterosexual presence, that they will bring superior straight vibes to an otherwise perceived-to-be-gay place. Opposite of Gay Up the Place.
Straight Dude #1: Let's go to Club X8@y& tonite.
Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!
Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.
Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!
Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.
Straight Up the Place by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2010
First Time Factor
The heightened arousal factor from a sexual experience with someone the first time, that usually wanes thereafter
Girl #1: I'm getting bored with JP
Girl #2: You've only been with him three times!
Girl #1: I know, but everything after the first time is a downhill slide
Girl #2: You should just do one-nite stands then if you only get off on the First Time Factor
Girl #1: Yeah maybe
Girl #2: You've only been with him three times!
Girl #1: I know, but everything after the first time is a downhill slide
Girl #2: You should just do one-nite stands then if you only get off on the First Time Factor
Girl #1: Yeah maybe
First Time Factor by sarasplayroom.com February 2, 2010
Pussy Ring Toss
When girls try to throw their pussies at men who they perceive to have a reason to be the object of Pussy Ring Toss. This could be anything from the men having large amounts of money, to being in a famous or infamous rock band, to rappers, actors, athletes, to men who are rumored to have large penises. Based on the backyard ring toss game.
Girl #1: Did you see all the girls playing Pussy Ring Toss near the Tour Bus?
Girls #2: Yeah, the Tour Manager was checking IDs making sure the Pussy Ring Tossers were old enough to play then only the hottest of the hotties were allowed on the bus.
Girls #2: Yeah, the Tour Manager was checking IDs making sure the Pussy Ring Tossers were old enough to play then only the hottest of the hotties were allowed on the bus.
Pussy Ring Toss by sarasplayroom.com February 1, 2010
BLACKER
A black man who dates and has sexual encounters only with white women, primarily UK slang, attributed to mainly black athletes who are known to date the hottest white UK glamour models, actresses, singers, reality tv stars, etc. Usually, the blacker is also known to be well-endowed and sought out by these women as desirable sexually, but also financially due to their wealth. Blacker is a noun, not a verb or adjective.
He is a total blacker, never dates black women, never even looks at them. His white girlfriends are his trophies.
BLACKER by sarasplayroom.com January 28, 2010
Tuna Tune-up
The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments
Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow
Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow
Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
Tuna Tune-up by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010