When a poorboy pads his wallet with $1 bills and $5 bills, then puts larger bills on either end of the cash wad to impress friends or girls or strippers, fool them and make them think he's got lots of big bills. This is called a Poorboy Roll.
One stripper to another: Did you see how thick his wallet was?
Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.
Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.
by sarasplayroom.com July 4, 2009
Get the Poorboy Rollmug. Using the inside cardboard of a pizza box or pizza box lid for 'a plate' on which to eat other than pizza. There may be slight grease or cheese residue on the box or lid, but this does not deter the bachelor from using either flat surface as a plate. Using a bachelor plate means that there are no clean dishes, every dish is dirty and while it's a food poisoning risk, the bachelor is too lazy to wash dishes.
This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.
This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.
One dude to another: I've got 2 plates left.
Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.
Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)
Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!
Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.
Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.
Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)
Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!
Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.
by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009
Get the Bachelor Platemug. The attempts of girls who aren't bi, but pretend to be bi to get more attention from guys, especially evident in their Myspace and Facebook photos where they are kissing / making out with other girls or when they go to parties and clubs and dance provocatively or kiss or make out with girls. They have no intention of doing anything more 'bi' than that or getting into a bi relationship. They are only into attracting attention to themselves.
Guy #1: Is very girl at this club tonite bi?
Guy #2: Hawwwttt!
Guy #3: Nah, they're not bi, they're just bi harder.
Guy #2: Well it's still hawwwttt!
Guy #3: Yeah well good luck getting any, it's all a show.
They won't deliver.
Guy #2: Hawwwttt!
Guy #3: Nah, they're not bi, they're just bi harder.
Guy #2: Well it's still hawwwttt!
Guy #3: Yeah well good luck getting any, it's all a show.
They won't deliver.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009
Get the Bi Hardermug. The uncanny radar-like knack of someone who can predict if a new tv show is going to make or get canceled, usually not someone who works in the tv industry
everyone said that Jerry should rent out his showdar to the networks as he hadn't been wrong once about which new shows would make it and which new shows would fail
by sarasplayroom.com July 19, 2010
Get the ShowDarmug. A sexual service male, must be well hung and hot looking. Does not need to have money or a good job, just be good in bed. Women of all ages use service males for hot sex, but have no plans to enter into relationships with them. In the hierarchy of males, the service male is between the alpha male and beta male.
Women use service males as life-sized dildos. Service males are only good for one thing! Sexual service.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Get the Service Malemug. Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.
So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?
I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.
Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?
Never leave home without 'em!
I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.
Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?
Never leave home without 'em!
by sarasplayroom.com December 1, 2009
Get the Steal-a-Mealmug. Primarily UK Slang for a girl or Size Queen (referring to the fan in the definition) who prefers larger cocks of tan color and who absolutely doesn't go for small white ones. The tan color refers to mixed race men. The fan doesn't go for the darker black men (well at least not yet).
Girl #1: Did you see how that blondie eyed up the place looking for some steaming hot mocha latte?
Girl #2: She skimmed right over the white-as-ghosts guys.
Girl #1: There is a Lenny Kravitz lookalike over there.
Girl #2: She's got a bead on him.
Girl #1: She's a shameless fan of tan.
Girl #2: She skimmed right over the white-as-ghosts guys.
Girl #1: There is a Lenny Kravitz lookalike over there.
Girl #2: She's got a bead on him.
Girl #1: She's a shameless fan of tan.
by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2010
Get the Fan of Tanmug.