Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.
Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!
by sarasplayroom.com November 04, 2009
by sarasplayroom.com May 17, 2009
1st Tweet: Im painting my toenails right now
2nd Tweet: a rilly awesome color
3rd Tweet: Duz N E 1 want 2 C pixxx
4th Tweet: Jelis H8TRS!!!
Obviously Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void!
2nd Tweet: a rilly awesome color
3rd Tweet: Duz N E 1 want 2 C pixxx
4th Tweet: Jelis H8TRS!!!
Obviously Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void!
by sarasplayroom.com July 31, 2009
A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.
by sarasplayroom.com February 23, 2009
A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.
One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010
Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.
by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2009
A girl who can shake her stacked booty so fast that it looks like a paint can getting mixed in the machine at Home Depot, a rump shaker who can shake it and make it jiggle like jello
by sarasplayroom.com September 19, 2009