One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?
Roommate: Spackling the tile!
Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.
Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.
Roommate: Spackling the tile!
Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.
Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.
by sarasplayroom.com September 02, 2010
The couch crasher develops a sofa circuit of sympathetic or co-dependent friends' places with sofas to crash on. Only losers do the sofa circuit, because they are perpetually broke and too lazy to get a regular job and live a responsible life.
Tim has been on the sofa circuit for a year, crashing at different friends' places till they get sick of him and kick him out, then he moves on to the next friend's sofa.
by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.
So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?
I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.
Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?
Never leave home without 'em!
I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.
Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?
Never leave home without 'em!
by sarasplayroom.com December 01, 2009
When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.
Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.
Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.
Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS
Girl #1 and #2: AGS?
Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!
Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.
Girl #2: Most guys are!
Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.
Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS
Girl #1 and #2: AGS?
Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!
Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.
Girl #2: Most guys are!
by sarasplayroom.com December 03, 2009
Acronym for Jerk Off Instructions. A POV porn niche where the porn girls give explicit and detailed instructions on how to jerk off.
Greg found out that he couldn't stroke to a fulfilling orgasm unless he was watching hot girls in JOI porn.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2010
Cuban slang for an old person with white hair, referring to the sugar color of their hair. Can be used to describe a man or a woman. If used to describe an old man, may also refer to his background as a cane-cutter in Cuba. Especially heard to describe old Cubans around Miami. Somewhat disrespectful when referring to older persons, but acceptable in referring to former cane-cutters.
Yo, Cano, did you used to cut cane in the cane fields. Yo, viejo (old person) I'm talking to you, are you deaf?
by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009
When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.
Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.
by sarasplayroom.com February 23, 2009