by Sanias June 19, 2005
"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"
"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."
"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."
by Sanias June 19, 2005
n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.
v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.
v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.
Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.
How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?
How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?
by Sanias March 12, 2004
by Sanias March 13, 2004
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