home plate

A 5-pointed ass.

I drank so much beer I actually slid into that miwlf's home plate.

by Sanias March 19, 2004

miwlf

Mom I Wouldn't Like to Fuck

Look at that fat miwlf, I bet her nipples smell like piss.

by Sanias March 19, 2004

pant dick

n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.

"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"

"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."

by Sanias June 29, 2005

Burt Reynolds

adj. drunker than piss

"I'm totally Burt Reynolds."

"How much did you have?"

by Sanias June 29, 2005

immaculate

A shit that leaves the toilet paper spotless.

"Denise, honey, why are you wasting toilet paper?"

"Oh, that's already been used... I had an immaculate."

"I know, but it can still be re-used."

"Oh. I'm sorry."

"Bitch."

by Sanias February 03, 2008