Sanfred's definitions

Front Nine

Your face, or personal space close to you.

I was skating in front of the bank and that fat security guard came up and got in my face.

I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?

I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.

by sanfred January 12, 2011

Loaf Poaching

1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.

2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.

1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.

Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching

2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.

You should absolutely poach his loaf man.

by sanfred December 14, 2010

Campaign Tail

Getting laid soley based on one's own political beliefs and allegiances. These beliefs may be actual or situational, preferably the latter.

I'm tired of all these bullshit partisan politics bro.

You've got that right man, but what can we do to unite this great country of ours?

I'll tell you what, guys and girls on both side of the aisle can agree on one thing...it's time to hit the Campaign Tail!

by sanfred December 16, 2011

A.S.S

Acronym, meaning: Always Stay Strapped. A way of living. A great way of living.

Bro, I was out in the woods and a fucking bear came up on me.

Oh Shit! What did you do?

I shot that mother fucker bro.

Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.

by sanfred July 7, 2011

Technology Cheese

Similar to a grilled cheese, the first step is to toast two slices of bread, next microwave the two slices of bread with desired number of cheese slices until sufficiently melted.

Bro, I'm starving, I want a grilled cheese, but I don't want to do all that work.

Dude, just technology cheese instead.

YES!

by sanfred December 10, 2012

shload

female ejaculate, she cum.

Bro, I was hooking up with Jenny last weekend, I was in the zone, I must've hit the right spot because she busted the biggest shload I've ever seen.

by sanfred January 24, 2011

errviously

variation of obviously, sounds much cooler.

Hey bro, we're thinking about grabbing some drinks, heading outside and smashing some shit, you in?

Errviously.

by sanfred March 6, 2011