Asspie

A pie that was set on an ass blanket

Would you eat an asspie?

by Sandy February 18, 2004

Metaphase

A database package that uses relationships between objects to create a structure. Displayed using icons as well as data screens. Created by a company called SDRC. Not bad but a bit outdated.

Used to control product data in a number of engineering companies.

by Sandy April 01, 2005

azhreia

Literally, "Dragon Princess". A 69ft 4 and 3/4 inch long purple dragon, with plush-covered scales. Notorious punster, tapdancer, sock-knitter and kitten juggler. Mostly harmless.

The best cure for cold winter toes is a pair of socks hand-knit by azhreia

by Sandy August 29, 2003

nards

Slang, or bawdy term for a women's breasts

Did you see the nards on her?

by Sandy February 17, 2005

diva

Originally a highly respected female star of opera, this word has transcended into any bitch with an attitude and a nice rack, and/or any woman who thinks she is "all that", and/or any woman that any man has jerked off to.

Trish Stratus has absolutely no vocal talent but is a WWE Diva because she has big tits?

by Sandy June 29, 2004

not zesty

Used as a negative adjective; most often used as a criticism to imply that something is not preferred.

The dog took a crap on the couch. That is not zesty.

by Sandy May 19, 2003

postimist

A person able to see the best and worst of everything.

Gerry, a postimist could always see both the positive and negative aspects of any situation. Sure, he'd just discovered his girlfriend in bed with his best friend, but at least he wouldn't have to listen to her Radiohead cds anymore.

by sandy June 11, 2004