Fuckle chucks

When something hurts so bad that to say it was painful would be an understatement.

I was grinding the rail on my skateboard, and I fell and crushed my nargs! It hurt like fuckle chucks!

by Sandwich McFritos October 08, 2022

Hot Lieu Soup

When someone serves you food that looks like two mailmen jizzed in a bowl that was already full of mayonaise.

"Excuse me, waitress, but I believe I ordered the French Onion, not whatever 'this' is. But it looks like Hot Lieu Soup!"

by Sandwich McFritos June 08, 2022

Nargs

The Scottish slang for testicles.

I was hanging out with my mates and someone through a softball at my nargs! My future kids are gonna sing soprano from that!

by Sandwich McFritos October 08, 2022

Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.

Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022

Fermented Butthole

Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.

When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!

by Sandwich McFritos June 10, 2020

Oil Licker

A person that lies through their teeth so much that it's difficult to tell when they're actually telling the truth.

My story might seem far fetched but I'm far from an oil licker.

by Sandwich McFritos May 06, 2020

Fuck you stare

The look you give someone when they insult you but you can't respond through words.

Dude, that guy must have really insulted the cashier because that's a fuck you stare if I've ever seen one!

by Sandwich McFritos May 28, 2020