Sandwich McFritos's definitions

Violin Fucker

Someone that has such an annoying voice that is sounds like they're having sex with a violin.

I get it, mate. You're annoyed. But if you wouldn't be such a violin fucker, maybe people would stop giving you shit all of the time.

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022

Nargs

The Scottish slang for testicles.

I was hanging out with my mates and someone through a softball at my nargs! My future kids are gonna sing soprano from that!

by Sandwich McFritos October 8, 2022

Stookin

A way for a person to say they're not gay without actually saying you're not gay, leaving some to question if they truly are gay. Usually used for closeted homosexuals.

Look, I know I might have spent the night at Bill's house, but it's not like I'm stookin or anything.

by Sandwich McFritos May 6, 2020

Hot Lieu Soup

When someone serves you food that looks like two mailmen jizzed in a bowl that was already full of mayonaise.

"Excuse me, waitress, but I believe I ordered the French Onion, not whatever 'this' is. But it looks like Hot Lieu Soup!"

by Sandwich McFritos June 8, 2022

Fermented Butthole

Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.

When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!

by Sandwich McFritos June 10, 2020

Fuckle chucks

When something hurts so bad that to say it was painful would be an understatement.

I was grinding the rail on my skateboard, and I fell and crushed my nargs! It hurt like fuckle chucks!

by Sandwich McFritos October 8, 2022

Oil Licker

A person that lies through their teeth so much that it's difficult to tell when they're actually telling the truth.

My story might seem far fetched but I'm far from an oil licker.

by Sandwich McFritos May 6, 2020