Definitions by Sandwich McFritos

Nargs

The Scottish slang for testicles.

I was hanging out with my mates and someone through a softball at my nargs! My future kids are gonna sing soprano from that!

Nargs by Sandwich McFritos October 8, 2022

Fuckle chucks

When something hurts so bad that to say it was painful would be an understatement.

I was grinding the rail on my skateboard, and I fell and crushed my nargs! It hurt like fuckle chucks!

Fuckle chucks by Sandwich McFritos October 8, 2022

Hot Lieu Soup 

When someone serves you food that looks like two mailmen jizzed in a bowl that was already full of mayonaise.

"Excuse me, waitress, but I believe I ordered the French Onion, not whatever 'this' is. But it looks like Hot Lieu Soup!"

Hot Lieu Soup by Sandwich McFritos June 8, 2022

Violin Fucker

Someone that has such an annoying voice that is sounds like they're having sex with a violin.

I get it, mate. You're annoyed. But if you wouldn't be such a violin fucker, maybe people would stop giving you shit all of the time.

Violin Fucker by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022

Monopoly on bullshit 

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.

Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!

Monopoly on bullshit by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022

Fermented Butthole 

Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.

When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!

Fermented Butthole by Sandwich McFritos June 10, 2020

Fuck you stare 

The look you give someone when they insult you but you can't respond through words.

Dude, that guy must have really insulted the cashier because that's a fuck you stare if I've ever seen one!

Fuck you stare by Sandwich McFritos May 28, 2020