Sandwich McFritos's definitions

Nargs

The Scottish slang for testicles.

I was hanging out with my mates and someone through a softball at my nargs! My future kids are gonna sing soprano from that!

by Sandwich McFritos October 8, 2022

Fuckle chucks

When something hurts so bad that to say it was painful would be an understatement.

I was grinding the rail on my skateboard, and I fell and crushed my nargs! It hurt like fuckle chucks!

by Sandwich McFritos October 8, 2022

Hot Lieu Soup

When someone serves you food that looks like two mailmen jizzed in a bowl that was already full of mayonaise.

"Excuse me, waitress, but I believe I ordered the French Onion, not whatever 'this' is. But it looks like Hot Lieu Soup!"

by Sandwich McFritos June 8, 2022

Violin Fucker

Someone that has such an annoying voice that is sounds like they're having sex with a violin.

I get it, mate. You're annoyed. But if you wouldn't be such a violin fucker, maybe people would stop giving you shit all of the time.

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022

Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.

Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022

Fermented Butthole

Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.

When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!

by Sandwich McFritos June 10, 2020

Fuck you stare

The look you give someone when they insult you but you can't respond through words.

Dude, that guy must have really insulted the cashier because that's a fuck you stare if I've ever seen one!

by Sandwich McFritos May 28, 2020