Mario

Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!

Guy 1: "Who the hell wrote the above definition about Mario? It sucks!"
Guy 2: "it's a me."

by Sando Trouton February 04, 2024

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You are so bored that you have decided to type every single character key on your keyboard, first with shift, and then without it. Then, you enter it into Urban Dictionary and read an entire definition for it, even though you know exactly what it is because you typed it.

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Person 1: You just said ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ .

by Sando Trouton August 27, 2023

Updog

It's a metacombolical systematic package pseudo-engineering phostProject. Which is nothing much. Sup wit you?

Person 1: How did you get your PC to go so fast?
Person 2: Oh, I enabled Updog.
Person 1: what's updog?
Person 2: nothing, really.

by Sando Trouton December 07, 2024