Smut

Smut is a form of literature that includes actions which may be regarded as "sus amongus", or "lemon".
As he reached into his back pocket he felt something warm. Bringing his soft fingers closer he found he was in shared grasp with another. He whimpered at the touch, but he also felt thrilled. "You like that don't you~" says boyfriend man. "Yes it reminds me of Smut." Then they were both pregnant and he was straight up Jorkin it. Jorkin his peanits.
by Sando Trouton December 07, 2024
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Mario

Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!
Guy 1: "Who the hell wrote the above definition about Mario? It sucks!"
Guy 2: "it's a me."
by Sando Trouton February 05, 2024
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