Sando Trouton's definitions

Mario

Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!

Guy 1: "Who the hell wrote the above definition about Mario? It sucks!"
Guy 2: "it's a me."

by Sando Trouton February 4, 2024

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You are so bored that you have decided to type every single character key on your keyboard, first with shift, and then without it. Then, you enter it into Urban Dictionary and read an entire definition for it, even though you know exactly what it is because you typed it.

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Person 2: The fuck is ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ ?
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Person 2: Stop saying ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ !
Person 1: You just said ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ .

by Sando Trouton August 27, 2023

Jet2 Holiday

The commercial sound everyone is using now on TikTok in the same vein as 5 Gum or nestle crunch.

Person 1: "God, i just can't bring myself to sign the papers. I still love her!"
Person 2: "Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday, and right now you can save £50 per person. that's £200 off for a family of 4. we've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. book now with jet2holidays. package holidays you can trust!"
Person 1: "Okay i signed it"

by Sando Trouton September 10, 2025

Vorp

Alien texting language for "What."

"Person" 1: Zinky zoogle, zeekybooble beeble meep Forp Bogos Binted?
Person 2: Photos printed?
"Person" 1: Vorp

by Sando Trouton April 4, 2024

Updog

It's a metacombolical systematic package pseudo-engineering phostProject. Which is nothing much. Sup wit you?

Person 1: How did you get your PC to go so fast?
Person 2: Oh, I enabled Updog.
Person 1: what's updog?
Person 2: nothing, really.

by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024