Sandi68's definitions

fresh skWeez'd

An insightful look into the life and accessories of soccer moms as portrayed on the talented website bearing the same name.

That new coach handbag on Kay is fresh skWeez'd.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

slow on the uptake

Used to describe someone who is simple, slow, retarded or lacking intelligence.

My ex husband and his new wife are a little slow on the uptake.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Dominic the Donkey

1. Christmas holiday song about a small donkey named Dominic sung with a heavy Italian accent. Sounds alot like Dominique the donkey.
2. Means fat, ugly and stupid.

The family court judge didn't think it was funny when my son told him we sang "Dominic the donkey" around Christmas. Okay, so my ex husband had married a girl named Dominique! I don't know what everyone was so sensitive about anyways!

by Sandi68 June 22, 2006

step monster

A step mother who is vicious and mean.

My step monster wont let me do what I want.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

lunasick

The crazy people who show up in ER's during the full moon. Sort of a lunatic but with medical problems.

The ER is jammed with lunasicks tonight!

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

plate shift

Losing your mind momentarily.

In the middle of a sentence you forget what you were saying and experience plate shift.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

double dog dare

To up the anty when trying to get someone to do something. Not as much as triple dog dare.

I emailed Kristyn and gave her a double dog dare to beat my many entries on urban dictionary!! I dont think she could do it!!!

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006