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by Samurai Sam September 12, 2006
Get the Redwhitencrue mug.Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".
by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
Get the Tucker Carlson mug.Another name for Ann Coulter, and the title of her next book that will be purchased in droves by brain dead conservatives.
by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
Get the nazi cunt mug.Pseudo-patriotic sack of right wing monkey shit who was the errand boy/bagman in the Iran-Contra scandal, a right wing scheme in which arms were illegally sold to a hostile country and the profits used to fund a war in South America for which Congress specifically forbade tax dollars to be used. Convicted of lying to Congress, for which his military pension was revoked, his conviction was later overturned on appeal due to a technicality by a partisan judge. Later became a talk show host and ran unsuccessfully for U.S. Senate. Still regarded by the right wing of American politics as a hero, this lowlife will be forever associated with criminal wrongdoing and jinogism disguised as patriotism.
by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
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Get the BULLSHIT ARTIST mug.1. Scientific evidence that American Indians had sexual intercourse with buffalo during the middle to late 19th Century. Since the buffalo has been hunted to near extinction, they now breed almost exclusively with their brothers and sisters.
2. Unintelligent, inbred hicks who think that screwing over working men and women with tax breaks for corporations and the rich actually helps them, that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and that George W. Bush is a patriot despite the fact that during Vietnam he dodged the draft by getting into a National Guard unit from which he promptly went AWOL. See also: gullible, stupid, moron, rube. douchebag, dipshit.
They are commonly found in any of the following places:
a. Prison
b. Gay or redneck Bars
c. Mental Institutions
d. Trailer Parks
e. Country Music Concerts
f. Larry the Cable Guy Shows
g. Underneath Outhouses
h. Gun Shows
i. Hospital Emergency Rooms (usually as the result of something procured at h. above)
2. Unintelligent, inbred hicks who think that screwing over working men and women with tax breaks for corporations and the rich actually helps them, that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and that George W. Bush is a patriot despite the fact that during Vietnam he dodged the draft by getting into a National Guard unit from which he promptly went AWOL. See also: gullible, stupid, moron, rube. douchebag, dipshit.
They are commonly found in any of the following places:
a. Prison
b. Gay or redneck Bars
c. Mental Institutions
d. Trailer Parks
e. Country Music Concerts
f. Larry the Cable Guy Shows
g. Underneath Outhouses
h. Gun Shows
i. Hospital Emergency Rooms (usually as the result of something procured at h. above)
The first thing a Republican girl says after having sex for the first time is: "git off me pa, yor crushin' mah cigretts!"
by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006
Get the Republican mug.1. A comedy movie written, produced, and directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.
2. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
3. Registered voters in 2000 and 2004 who voted for 2 above.
4. A listener of the Rush Limbaugh Show who stays tuned to listen to the Sean Hannity Show.
5. The cumulative effect of repeated viewings of Fox News.
2. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
3. Registered voters in 2000 and 2004 who voted for 2 above.
4. A listener of the Rush Limbaugh Show who stays tuned to listen to the Sean Hannity Show.
5. The cumulative effect of repeated viewings of Fox News.
1. Dumb and Dumber is one the funniest movies of all time.
2. Did you hear that Dumb and Dumber are spying on our own people and using warrantless wiretaps?
3. You voted for Bush/Cheney AGAIN? That makes you dumb and dumber.
4. My friend Dave keeps the radio tuned to an AM talk station and stays glued to it from 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. central standard time Monday through Friday. He's becoming dumb and dumber.
5. Paul watches Fox News every night after he masturbates to pictures of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. He's getting dumb and dumber every night.
2. Did you hear that Dumb and Dumber are spying on our own people and using warrantless wiretaps?
3. You voted for Bush/Cheney AGAIN? That makes you dumb and dumber.
4. My friend Dave keeps the radio tuned to an AM talk station and stays glued to it from 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. central standard time Monday through Friday. He's becoming dumb and dumber.
5. Paul watches Fox News every night after he masturbates to pictures of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. He's getting dumb and dumber every night.
by Samurai Sam September 19, 2008
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