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launching torpedoes

I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.
by Samuel Francisco April 19, 2017
mugGet the launching torpedoesmug.

The Bitch or Harlot

The parody name for the nauseating and tiresome ABC series 'The Bachelorette"
I had to break up with Ann, she is so addicted to watching The Bitch or Harlot she gave the dog a rose!
by Samuel Francisco May 23, 2019
mugGet the The Bitch or Harlotmug.

scarlet number

A low score on a high-stakes standardized test, typically one that cannot be retaken. A variant on Nathaniel Hawthorne's Scarlet Letter.
Tony wanted to get into an Ivy League school, but his 64 on Mr. Peterson's calculus final will be a scarlet number that will keep him out.
by Samuel Francisco October 9, 2017
mugGet the scarlet numbermug.

Yankee Doodle

An ejaculation resulting from male masturbation. Derivied from 'yanking' (masturbastion) and 'doodle', offensive bodily fluid having left the body.
Between the hot nurses and the extensive porn collections, the fertility clinic had no problem getting male subjects to yankee doodle in a cup.
by Samuel Francisco September 20, 2018
mugGet the Yankee Doodlemug.

jdgas

He told the DMV that he was a lawyer for the petroleum industry. They approved his JDGAS license plates and we all get a laugh when we think about it.
by Samuel Francisco May 3, 2017
mugGet the jdgasmug.

grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"
Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!
by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014
mugGet the grunt one outmug.

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