tampon

a vaginal plug......

man this tampon really plugs my vaginal area very well

by samuek November 21, 2004

bifocals

those crazy things you wear on your face, but for a good cause

look at that idiot wearing bifocals

by samuek November 21, 2004

tread marks

Not wiping you bum enough after a poop, and some poo residue is left on your tighty whities...thereby looking like a treadmark.

I didnt wipe hard enough, theres poo on my underwear, and now i have tread marks

by Samuek July 22, 2008

mandom

the Mans Condom for man. Demandom Mandoms , reusuable mandoms for man only for men at mandom store man stores , man , man man man , mans..Mans. Demandom mandoms.

would u like to buy mandoms maam

by samuek January 29, 2005

school dance

Stupid Room filled with shitty music , people you hate , girls trying to look like whores and sweat.

the school dance blows

by samuek January 27, 2005

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek July 22, 2008

whitepony

A Great Cd Produced By The Deftones..An outstanding band of the hard rock genre

i listen to Whitepony all last night

by samuek November 23, 2004