Sampson's definitions

bubbler

a marihuana pipe that uses water to filter the smoke
wordbong/word

by Sampson July 16, 2003

prickett

a man who knows how to please the ladies. This would be the kind of guy chicks want and dudes want to be like.

That guy over there is a prickett.

by Sampson May 13, 2005

derp

A state of being. To be extremely messed up, usually from excessive amounts of good marijuana.

WOW that purple was delicious, DERP!!!

by SAMPSON September 10, 2003

bank head

A person that is seen as only head good for only one thing....giving head

you trick ass bank head just got muffed

by Sampson January 7, 2005

Scotometry

The study of the Scotometer.
Note: See "Scotometer"

I gotta get to my Scotometry class.

I hear studying scotometry takes alot of elbow grease and time in the house.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

Scotologist

One who teaches the work of Scotometry and diagnosis perverts with post-ejaculitory sexual obsession disorder.

When i grow up, i wanna be a motha fuckin Scotologist.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

scotometer

A complex machine which detects the impulses and balence of ejaculi spermation in Scott's.

Scott uses his scotometer on a daily basis.

by Sampson January 24, 2003