Samhain_Knight's definitions

sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.

I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

Big Breasted Belly Thrasher

1) A big girl
2) A swamp donkey w/ large diary pillows who's down to screw at the drop of a hat. Usually revolting in appearance.
3) Horny ass fat chick

Don't do it Colin! I don't care how smashed you are, that big breasted belly thrasher will hurt you....

by Samhain_Knight September 3, 2004

whale eye

Polite term for a rusty sheriff's badge.
See Mohagony Knot

Look mate, her whale eye has exhaust burn!

by Samhain_Knight August 6, 2004

Scary Uncle

1)The pediphilic uncle in every family unit that is a bit off and enjoys spending time w/ his nephews alone and unsupervised.

2)A extremely rare and difficult move practiced by participants of MXE

No Bobby, I don't want to spend the night at your house, you have a Scary Uncle.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

Belhaven

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords brew. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

by Samhain_Knight August 17, 2004

Irish

1) How I like my coffee

2) People from the island of Ireland (Eire). They only purely Celtic country to survive out of the middle ages. Least Anglosized of all the Celtic lands. Kept there language, tradiditions and culture in the face of repeated invasions from Germanic and Nordic tribes such as Saxon, Angles, Jutes, Vikings, etc...

3) Inventors of the bagpipe

4) Second only to the Scottish!

Hey there Shamish, why don't you Irish up my coffee for me.

by Samhain_Knight December 8, 2004

balloon knot

Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.

Peggy Sue's balloon knot was well manicured and smelled like fresh ground coffee...

by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004