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designated hippie

The at least one hippie in every undergraduate classroom, who spends all their time in that class talking hippie shit and being generally arrogant. Ironically they usually become Republicans after graduating.

Sometimes shortened as D.H., a reference to the designated hitter rule in baseball.
Oh geez did you hear what the fucking designated hippie said in class today? Worst thing is it had nothing to do with what was going on in class.
by Sam is a Dick October 13, 2006
mugGet the designated hippiemug.

Ozzy Osbourne

The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.

He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.

And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).
"I've been fakking doing what for the past 40 years? Fakking sweet."
-Ozzy Osbourne
by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007
mugGet the Ozzy Osbournemug.

free speech

Thanks to the internet, a great form of cheap entertainment.
Damn I love reading retarded conspiracy blogs, thank you free speech.
by Sam is a Dick November 14, 2006
mugGet the free speechmug.

run batted in

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.
by Sam is a Dick May 31, 2007
mugGet the run batted inmug.

Libertarian

Someone who believes that the government is evil but giant corporations would never do anything bad.
Someone who believes that a company's right to make money is more important than the people's right to breathe.
Someone who gets indignant when I kick him in the nuts for blowing smoke in my face.
Someone ranting about the government, usually from the back of a cop car.
The grown up (sort of) equivalent of a kid punching his fist in the air and saying "if you get hit it's your own fault."
Someone too stupid to whack off and pass gas at the same time.
John says he refuses to pay his taxes because he's a Libertarian. The judge didn't share his perspective.
by Sam is a Dick April 3, 2007
mugGet the Libertarianmug.

pwner

The feeling of total exhiliration before performing a certain pwning.
I'm gonna kill this guy so hard I've got a raging pwner.
by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007
mugGet the pwnermug.

rainperson

A person with PDD, named after the movie Rain Man.
The reason I rock back and forth is because I'm a rainperson.
by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006
mugGet the rainpersonmug.

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