Definitions by Sam Cornwell
white paperware
As defined by Cameron Winklevoss:
White paperware = a PDF that proposes a "solution" to a "problem" in the form of a shitcoin. It is the successor of slideware (software), itself a successor of vaporware (hardware).
White paperware = a PDF that proposes a "solution" to a "problem" in the form of a shitcoin. It is the successor of slideware (software), itself a successor of vaporware (hardware).
white paperware by Sam Cornwell May 18, 2020
Coin Trifle
A stack of different sized and coloured coins. Different denominations and even different currencies.
They can be stacked in any order but preferably largest at the bottom, getting progressively smaller towards the top.
They can be stacked in any order but preferably largest at the bottom, getting progressively smaller towards the top.
Person1: I have all this foreign change here. It's worthless!
Person2: No it's not. Build a coin trifle.
Person1: My coin trifle has 25 different coins from four different currencies.
Person2: Yah, man. It's pretty. What's it worth?
Person1: About $1.32.
Person2: No it's not. Build a coin trifle.
Person1: My coin trifle has 25 different coins from four different currencies.
Person2: Yah, man. It's pretty. What's it worth?
Person1: About $1.32.
Coin Trifle by Sam Cornwell June 22, 2009
Like Rape
Abusing a Facebook function where you can "like" a friend's status or wall activity.
Like raping would consist of liking at least the last 50 activity notes on any one person's profile page, resulting in a copious and rather annoying amount of activity notifications.
Like raping would consist of liking at least the last 50 activity notes on any one person's profile page, resulting in a copious and rather annoying amount of activity notifications.
Michelle: I just logged on to Facebook and I had 843 notifications. What the hell is going on?
Lee: Haha, Sam must've like raped you.
Michelle: Yes he did. How annoying! Now all my important notifications are lost within this rubbish.
Faye: It's Michelle's birthday today. Are you going to bake her a cake?
Sam: No, I'm going to Facebook like rape her instead.
Lee: Haha, Sam must've like raped you.
Michelle: Yes he did. How annoying! Now all my important notifications are lost within this rubbish.
Faye: It's Michelle's birthday today. Are you going to bake her a cake?
Sam: No, I'm going to Facebook like rape her instead.
Like Rape by Sam Cornwell June 20, 2009
Slice of sunshine
Slang for sex or a sexual encounter.
When any sexual act is performed, whether on oneself, with a couple or more, then you are considered to be giving someone a "slice of sunshine"
When any sexual act is performed, whether on oneself, with a couple or more, then you are considered to be giving someone a "slice of sunshine"
Paul: Have you seen Sam?
Marc: Yes, he's in the bedroom giving Michelle a slice of sunshine.
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Sam: Where've you been?
Scott: At home mate, giving myself a slice of sunshine.
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Michelle: Last night this dude performed the red eagle on me.
Sam: That is a nasty slice of sunshine.
Marc: Yes, he's in the bedroom giving Michelle a slice of sunshine.
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Sam: Where've you been?
Scott: At home mate, giving myself a slice of sunshine.
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Michelle: Last night this dude performed the red eagle on me.
Sam: That is a nasty slice of sunshine.
Slice of sunshine by Sam Cornwell June 16, 2009
skwerlish
a type of cartoon style drawing similar to anime (but not), with an American style. Full of curves, thick lines and lots of colour. Used in online comics.
skwerlish by Sam Cornwell January 20, 2009
Wujulykapopadom
Wujulykapopadom by Sam Cornwell October 3, 2008
smhid
An abbreviation of "Shaking my head in despair".
Used in times when you really cannot believe what has happened. Perhaps used more to pity someones stupidness.
Used in times when you really cannot believe what has happened. Perhaps used more to pity someones stupidness.
"Stu: I just got sacked from my job
Sam: HAHAHAH Why mate?
Stu: Because I created a Facebook group that slated the place.
Sam: you idiot, smhid".
Sam: HAHAHAH Why mate?
Stu: Because I created a Facebook group that slated the place.
Sam: you idiot, smhid".
smhid by Sam Cornwell May 30, 2008