hunkerchunk

First defined in early 2008 by world famous nightclub photographer K.A.P. While describing a slightly balding fat wrinkly man, that once used to be a hunk. However some people still find past their sell by date hunks as attractive. These people are known as "Hunkerchunks", or "Hunkerchunky".
1. I used to fancy that hunkerchunk when he was thin.

2. "hey baby, wanna rub my girth?"
"yeah baby, I love hunkerchunky men"
by Sam Cornwell March 20, 2008
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Like Rape

Abusing a Facebook function where you can "like" a friend's status or wall activity.

Like raping would consist of liking at least the last 50 activity notes on any one person's profile page, resulting in a copious and rather annoying amount of activity notifications.
Michelle: I just logged on to Facebook and I had 843 notifications. What the hell is going on?
Lee: Haha, Sam must've like raped you.
Michelle: Yes he did. How annoying! Now all my important notifications are lost within this rubbish.

Faye: It's Michelle's birthday today. Are you going to bake her a cake?
Sam: No, I'm going to Facebook like rape her instead.
by Sam Cornwell June 20, 2009
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melmet

An extraordinary word. First used in May 2008 in a conversation between quick draw Mcgrath and Sammus Corneus. The intended word was helmet, but mistyped created a wonderful new verb which sounded a lot funnier, and basically, it stuck.
1.
Sam "Where's your helmet"
Michelle "You mean MELMET"
Sam "oh no, what have I done to the English language"
by Sam Cornwell May 15, 2008
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Slice of sunshine

Slang for sex or a sexual encounter.

When any sexual act is performed, whether on oneself, with a couple or more, then you are considered to be giving someone a "slice of sunshine"
Paul: Have you seen Sam?
Marc: Yes, he's in the bedroom giving Michelle a slice of sunshine.

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Sam: Where've you been?
Scott: At home mate, giving myself a slice of sunshine.

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Michelle: Last night this dude performed the red eagle on me.
Sam: That is a nasty slice of sunshine.
by Sam Cornwell June 16, 2009
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Wujulykapopadom

Generally the first thing you get asked in an Indian takeaway.
Waiter: "Wujulykapopadom"
customer: "I'll have two"
by Sam Cornwell October 03, 2008
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skwerlish

a type of cartoon style drawing similar to anime (but not), with an American style. Full of curves, thick lines and lots of colour. Used in online comics.
Missmoo: Wow man, nice anime!
Skwerl: Fuck off, this is skwerlish!
by Sam Cornwell January 20, 2009
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white paperware

As defined by Cameron Winklevoss:

White paperware = a PDF that proposes a "solution" to a "problem" in the form of a shitcoin. It is the successor of slideware (software), itself a successor of vaporware (hardware).
Heard about that new Mooncoin?

Yeah, dude. read the white paperware last week. Another shitcoin.
by Sam Cornwell May 18, 2020
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