Sam's definitions

stoner

someone who smokes marijuana, but doesnt go around and tell everybody and is all like look at me im cool. they dont talk about it, and they dont push it on other people. if you dont want to do it, thats cool. if you do, come over to my place tonite.

look at that guy, hes such a stoner!

by sam October 14, 2004

Broom

a fat arsehole that looks like Mr Clarke

if someone parks their un-wanted (and ugly) behind on ones' knee the correct detterant would be "get your broom off me"

by Sam November 28, 2003

Nit

a small niple looking pimple on a male genital (nipple/tit)

Jerrys so sick,i saw his dick and it has a NIT on it.

nicholas n samuel

by sam December 23, 2004

semyon

someone who is obsessed with being Russian and says word way too much to fit in with the Russian mafia and wants to be with Brienne

Did you see that kid Sam?
Yea, hes semyon

by Sam October 11, 2004

petermichl

A general term for a male's genital region.

Oh say there, it sure did hurt when the ball collided with my petermichl.

by Sam March 13, 2005

chode monger

a person who acts like a chode

Stop being such a code monger, you dumbass

by Sam January 30, 2005

women

completely equal to men. Can be nice or mean. Some are understandable, others not. let's not steryotype people...

a woman is a good thing

by sam March 11, 2005