man-job

A man-on-man blow-job.

(( Generally speaking, it's a heterosexual man-on-man blow-job ))
BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.

JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?

BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?

JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?

BOB: You have to give me a man-job?

JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?

BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!

JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!
by Sally September 14, 2004
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whoren

what one calls a girl with the birth name Lauren, who teases men and uses them for sex; while waving a dustmop and a vaccuum
by Sally August 12, 2003
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spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.
When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.
by Sally November 02, 2002
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zAXlAx

the coolest kid on the block and the fattest kid on the block everybody wants to be like zaxlax becuase he is super-chill. Zaxlax is the equivolent of Superman or of God when it comes to be chubby-chill. If you are friends with Zaxlax you may be some of the luckiest people on earth. Girls flock to zaxlax to have their babies
Damn, that Zaxlax is super-chill, I want to be like him
by sally February 09, 2004
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Lurp

1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around
1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.
by Sally June 22, 2003
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playing the trombone

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'
"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."
by sally February 04, 2005
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Nymphette

a girl that is fairy-like.
That girl is nymphette.
by sally June 22, 2004
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