pud puller

this is for the super duper cuntblasting whore bags that will at the drop of a pin whip out your trouser snake and start yanking for some cream for her coffee! SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!! right in her occular cavities!!!

look at the fuckin pud puller! extra cream for ya BITCH!

by SAL February 19, 2004

Poleshafter

One who slides down the male shaft as they would a fire pole.

You are my favorite poleshafter.

by Sal July 20, 2004

xxx

Label put on products that men will highly enjoy.

woohoo, XXX-LT Lariat F-150! The one with the porno music horn that runs on whiskey!

by Sal November 19, 2003

feeezy

carbonated drink, mostly used to mock younger brothers/sisters who drink a lot of fizzy cola, etc

getting off the feeezy

by sal July 8, 2003

Reaganomics

Reverse Robin-Hood:
Essentially, steal from the poor, give to the rich. Enacted by a senile puppet in the 80's in the height of his delirium.

Tax Collector: That's ok, Mr. Trump, you can go, we'll just go shake down that hobo over there.
Trump: God, I LOVE Reaganomics!

by Sal November 10, 2003

Orteus

Slang for gay buttsex

I caught Cronic and Zen behind the barn having some orteus.

by Sal August 22, 2003

foot mitten

term used to describe the slipper/shoe that most teenage girls enjoy wearing due to the fact that they are easy to get on and most importantly off.

I was walking down a dark alley by myself when i noticed a rather large girl wearing foot mittens and chewing tobacco.

by sal May 13, 2005